pauldun170
Diamond Member
How do they fit the potato in to the iDevice? I mean, wow, it is faster than my desktop! why are you losers still using x86! I'm sure they implemented it with the potato!
In the pursuit of going green, Microsoft in partnership with Asus have created a Version of windows 8 that runs on a potato that OEM's can grow themselves.
The licensing scheme is rather restrictive as the license is per potato and cannot be transferred once the potato is eaten. It will be ground breaking as Windows will still run as you start cutting into the potato.
You can create a word document, slice off that section of the potato where it displays and then start watching a movie on another slice.
Heat oven to 350 degrees and bake for 35 minutes and serve warm.
In just a few hours, you will poop out a turd that has a movie embedded in the word document.