http://www.techreport.com/discussions.x/17449
http://www.digitimes.com/news/a20090820PD205.html
"You bastards! Why....."
or even better:
Intel: "I'm sorry, but we must be firm with you! Give a valid explanation, or else!"
M/B makers: "Or else what?"
Intel: "Or else we will be very very angry with you! And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are"
You know the rest!
Intel: "In what economic system do you think you live in? This is CAPITALISM!"
Let me explain to you what Intel meant:
Intel believes: what the world need is compassion! All retailers do, is to create new enemies for the capitalistic system!
Let me explain to you how this works:
You see the corporations, finance the capitalistic system!" And the corporations sit there, in in the corporation buildings, and and and they are corporationy and they make money!
Doesn't that make sense, hm?"
M/B makers (china/taiwan): "We 'll sell M/B earlier!"
Intel's translator: "Our dear leader Mr. Otellini, said that the plan was for you to deliver the M/Bs in September! He asks what part of the deal, you didn't understand! He says that, maybe his translator did not make it clear to you, he says that he will fire his translator?"
Boom!
Otellini:"Do you have any idea, how fucking busy i am? I cannot believe that I have a m/b maker standing here, telling me when he is going to make a delivery! Harrow?"
M/B makers: "Perhaps We can sell them later"
Otellini:"Yea perhaps you could! Now stop selling the fucking M/Bs and get the fuck out of here!"
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They meant no harm, just like you guys (intel) meant no harm when you started shipping I5s one month before the launch!
Just kidding!
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*EDIT*
For the guys that are not familiar with the movie "Team America: World Police",
I guess it is not obvious that this is an adaptation of the dialogue!
It is a very good comedy, anyone that hasn't see it, go rent it!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/
Here is a clip from youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0hk9vaqWUg
http://www.digitimes.com/news/a20090820PD205.html
The chipmaker has "sent letters to motherboard makers demanding an explanation for shipping P55-based motherboards ahead of schedule
"You bastards! Why....."
or even better:
Intel: "I'm sorry, but we must be firm with you! Give a valid explanation, or else!"
M/B makers: "Or else what?"
Intel: "Or else we will be very very angry with you! And we will write you a letter telling you how angry we are"
You know the rest!
Intel has asked retailers to stop selling them in order to maintain fairness for other vendors, the sources said.
Intel: "In what economic system do you think you live in? This is CAPITALISM!"
Let me explain to you what Intel meant:
Intel believes: what the world need is compassion! All retailers do, is to create new enemies for the capitalistic system!
Let me explain to you how this works:
You see the corporations, finance the capitalistic system!" And the corporations sit there, in in the corporation buildings, and and and they are corporationy and they make money!
Doesn't that make sense, hm?"
The sources said that motherboard makers started shipping the products early so as to shorten the time to market
M/B makers (china/taiwan): "We 'll sell M/B earlier!"
Intel's translator: "Our dear leader Mr. Otellini, said that the plan was for you to deliver the M/Bs in September! He asks what part of the deal, you didn't understand! He says that, maybe his translator did not make it clear to you, he says that he will fire his translator?"
Boom!
Otellini:"Do you have any idea, how fucking busy i am? I cannot believe that I have a m/b maker standing here, telling me when he is going to make a delivery! Harrow?"
M/B makers: "Perhaps We can sell them later"
Otellini:"Yea perhaps you could! Now stop selling the fucking M/Bs and get the fuck out of here!"
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They meant no harm, just like you guys (intel) meant no harm when you started shipping I5s one month before the launch!
Just kidding!
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
*EDIT*
For the guys that are not familiar with the movie "Team America: World Police",
I guess it is not obvious that this is an adaptation of the dialogue!
It is a very good comedy, anyone that hasn't see it, go rent it!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372588/
Here is a clip from youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0hk9vaqWUg