insurance joke...

hydrobum

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Dec 1, 2000
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SEX LIFE INSURANCE QUOTATION

If you sleep with your wife, that's LEGAL AND GENERAL
If you sleep with someone else's wife, that's MUTUAL AND FEDERAL
If you sleep with your girlfriend, that's MUTUAL TRUST

If you sleep with your mother-in-law, that's OLD MUTUAL
If you sleep with a prostitute, that's COMMERCIAL UNION
If you sleep with a black, that's AFRICAN LIFE
If you sleep with all types, that's GROUP LIFE
If you sleep with more than one partner at the same time, that's PRESTASI
If your wife allows you to sleep around, that's LIBERTY LIFE

I HOPE THAT YOU WILL CHOOSE THE RIGHT POLICY WITH THE RIGHT INSURANCE COMPANY.
FOR FURTHER DETAILS, CONTACT YOUR NEAREST INSURANCE BROKER


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Mo0o

Lifer
Jul 31, 2001
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it would be funny if i was a insurance salesman... just like how we find fsck you interesting