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gregshin

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you know how it is...at the clubs....she be looking all good and shiet....under the muted light...you get her # and you pick her up a few days later at first light and then a fuqqin SEA DONKEY gets in your ride :Q "booty call"

 
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Fausto

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Originally posted by: dabuddha
attempt to use universal idiot translator: FAILED!
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You have to use the "GlueSniffer v2.1" plugin for this sort of stuff....
 
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Jzero

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That fact that she was willing to give you her real phone number should have sent a red flag up right off the bat.
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BooGiMaN

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come on be honest did u pick her up a few days later or is the truth really that alcohol got you in trouble again and you really woke up the next day in bed with that sea donkey (reminds me of that horse girl jim carrey played on in living color)...:p
 
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Sundog

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Originally posted by: gregshin
you know how it is...at the clubs....she be looking all good and shiet....under the muted light...you get her # and you pick her up a few days later at first light and then a fuqqin SEA DONKEY gets in your ride :Q "booty call"
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Hahaha....like you are a prized catch yourself....Hmmm...wonder what she was thinking when she got in the car...
 
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amnesiac

Lifer
Oct 13, 1999
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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
come on be honest did u pick her up a few days later or is the truth really that alcohol got you in trouble again and you really woke up the next day in bed with that sea donkey (reminds me of that horse girl jim carrey played on in living color)...:p
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Hhahahah "Vera De Milo" :D

That was one of his best characters! LMAO
 
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GoingUp

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Originally posted by: gregshin
you know how it is...at the clubs....she be looking all good and shiet....under the muted light...you get her # and you pick her up a few days later at first light and then a fuqqin SEA DONKEY gets in your ride :Q "booty call"
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LOL I had that happen to me once. And once was more than enough.

Some girls look like they apply makeup with a trowel.
 
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Hammer

Lifer
Oct 19, 2001
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Originally posted by: gregshin
you know how it is...at the clubs....she be looking all good and shiet....under the muted light...you get her # and you pick her up a few days later at first light and then a fuqqin SEA DONKEY gets in your ride :Q "booty call"
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hahaha :D

1) watch the beer googles
2) get a drink at the bar, get a good look at her
 
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