Instead of flowers, give your S.O. a bulk beef bouquet

Kaido

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My wife got me an awesome heart-shaped box of jerky instead of chocolates this year, what a great idea! Well, I've never actually gotten a box of chocolates on Valentine's day before, sooooo...but I got jerky! lol

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Stopsignhank

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I have been married for 30 years and we just moved into a new house. My wife wanted a new toilet and it gets delivered today. She is delighted!!!
 
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local

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We skip this holiday, always have. We exchanged the standard hug this morning as I left for work.
 
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OccamsToothbrush

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I asked my GF if she wanted a big piece of beef for Valentines Day and wound up sleeping on the couch for a week.
 

killster1

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i buy my wife chocolates and dozen roses every week already, just threw her a hundred $ bill and said if she wants more flowers she is welcome to buy more or just keep the 100. she was happy and gave me a good gift too!
 

EliteRetard

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I tried to teach my friends how to cook a good meal for valentines day...it came out OK.

I got to eat the scraps :hearteyes:
 

Exterous

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i buy my wife chocolates and dozen roses every week already, just threw her a hundred $ bill and said if she wants more flowers she is welcome to buy more or just keep the 100. she was happy and gave me a good gift too!
Why?
 

killster1

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I think he means, why do you have to pay your wife for sex?
who said i pay for sex? its both of our money (not like its all my money) the money was for a gift of more flowers if she wanted or to use some other way. we do it 2 or 3 times a day regardless of the day or any other circumstance, she gave me a interval timer and a shirt for my gift (her gifts are strange but ITS OK)
 

Commodus

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My partner is South African, so I suspect she'd be delighted if I'd turned up with a biltong bouquet (it's vaguely like jerky, but more tender, thicker and not smoked).

As it stands, we're neither big on Valentine's Day nor eager to fight the crowds, so we stayed in, ordered from our favorite eatery and opened a delicious bottle of wine (2017 Casillero del Diablo cab sauv Primera Riserva, to be exact).
 

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