Instead of comparing length

[rcpratt]

Wait, when did Heller get a triple perk?

:ninja:

 

[Nik]

Is it any surprise that an actual penis-size thread on the internet devolves into a Nik vs. Heller bitch-fest?

I've never had an argument with Heller. Ever. I think this is the first time I've actually lowered myself enough to speak with him in any capacity.

 

[Heller]

Wait, when did Heller get a triple perk?

:ninja:

Yesterday. yellow label triple perc w/inline diffuser 27"

Smoother then smooth.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Quote: Originally Posted by GuitarDaddy Nah, most are surgically enhanced

huh? No they aren't.

I defer to you intimate knowledge of Porn star penises, you obviously have an asslode of experience()

 

[dud]

I tire of schneiderguy and Heller posts. They are just plane moronic, designed to pad their post counts and sometimes illegal. If they guys could just get a girlfriend ...

 

[schneiderguy]

I tire of schneiderguy and Heller posts. They are just plane moronic, designed to pad their post counts and sometimes illegal. If they guys could just get a girlfriend ...

I don't post anything illegal. And I have too many women swarming me daily to ever settle for just one.

And I tire of you complaining about my posts! D:

 

[dud]

I don't post anything illegal. And I have too many women swarming me daily to ever settle for just one.

And I tire of you complaining about my posts! D:

I was (at least partially) referring to Heller. If you didn't pick that up then I can't help you.

As for your problem with women ... you are a legend in your own mind.

Oh, to be young and stupid again. Keep padding your post count.

 

[mafia]

This gives me a idea.... we should make a thread about ball size.

 

[schneiderguy]

I was (at least partially) referring to Heller. If you didn't pick that up then I can't help you.

So then you were only talking about him when you said our posts are moronic too, right? :awe:

 

[bfdd]

I defer to you intimate knowledge of Porn star penises, you obviously have an asslode of experience()

Never met anyone from that industry? One of my cousins friends is a porn editor.