Can't believe I had that sh!t on in the background, but I did, and I think it is the STUPIDEST thing ever. So, I propose Ambush Stabbings. In Ambush Makeover, co-workers, friends, and families nominate someone who needs a new look or wardrobe. I've got a much better idea. We keep the nomination process, but instead nominate those bitches, bastards, and jerks in the office that deserve a good stabbing. I think the ratings would be much higher, and it would be much more fair to the people involved. Instead of one person getting all the glory, a whole group of family, friends, and co-workers would get to viciously stab someone. Call it an Et Tu Brutus to the highest degree.
I can see it now: The subject walks through the door to work on their birthday. Everyone has acted like they were busy or couldn't do anything with them for their birthday, so they figure there will be a surprise birthday party at work. They walk through the door expecting there to be balloons and streamers everywhere, but there is plastic on the floors and walls instead. Everyone yells surprise and then stabs the victim with butcher knives. I wonder if FOX will buy my idea?
I can see it now: The subject walks through the door to work on their birthday. Everyone has acted like they were busy or couldn't do anything with them for their birthday, so they figure there will be a surprise birthday party at work. They walk through the door expecting there to be balloons and streamers everywhere, but there is plastic on the floors and walls instead. Everyone yells surprise and then stabs the victim with butcher knives. I wonder if FOX will buy my idea?
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