Inspired by Ylen13, about aliens. Read.

[profet]

Someday, just someday, aliens may come. And they have these flashy flying objects, but i think they will be scared as hell when they come down here and see all of our unidentified objects. We have these bright colored cars w/ wings bigger than planes, and enough neon lights to scare anyone. And if that doesnt scare them, the coffee can effect would have to kill them, don't they have sensitive hearing.

*EDIT* -- thanks to bigredguy. I have come up w/ a new theory.

Aliens are taking over peoples bodies and causing them to rice out their cars.

 

[bigredguy]

Why do you think they haven't made contact yet?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Well that was different.

 

[SoylentGreen]

They freak out at the notion of bipeds

 

[Ylen13]

could be that we shooting at each other every other day and they just decide not to take their chanes of getting hit,when we take them for terrorist.