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Inspired by the Religion thread...

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Saulbadguy

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I'd like to read a bible, but not one that is so "wordy"..with all the thees, thous, begets, smites, smotes, smittens, etc...

I really just want to read about the stories, the characters, etc...I don't need spiritual guidance or anything like that. I just want to know what people are talking about.
 
NIV Holy Bible.

(New International Version)

Nice easy english last time i checked.
 
NIV all the way, read from front to back, really easy to read compared with king james (read about half of it), stay away from king james
 
Originally posted by: yllus
HIV Bible? There is no way you're gonna get me near that thing!
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Last time I read the Bible, I ended up with herpes in the morning.

Then again, I'm not sure if I was reading the Bible by myself. Is sex and the Bible compatible? What if the Bible is a willing participant?

That reminds me, I have to clean it off again.
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: yllus
HIV Bible? There is no way you're gonna get me near that thing!
Click to expand...
Last time I read the Bible, I ended up with herpes in the morning.

Then again, I'm not sure if I was reading the Bible by myself. Is sex and the Bible compatible? What if the Bible is a willing participant?

That reminds me, I have to clean it off again.
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Herpes? That's all? My bible musta gotten around. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: yllus
HIV Bible? There is no way you're gonna get me near that thing!
Click to expand...
Last time I read the Bible, I ended up with herpes in the morning.

Then again, I'm not sure if I was reading the Bible by myself. Is sex and the Bible compatible? What if the Bible is a willing participant?

That reminds me, I have to clean it off again.
Click to expand...

Herpes? That's all? My bible musta gotten around. 🙁
Click to expand...
Don't worry. My friends all mysteriously lost their Bibles that same week, and being the nice guy I am, I offered to lend my Bible to them for their use until they could locate another copy.

🙂
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: yllus
HIV Bible? There is no way you're gonna get me near that thing!
Click to expand...
Last time I read the Bible, I ended up with herpes in the morning.

Then again, I'm not sure if I was reading the Bible by myself. Is sex and the Bible compatible? What if the Bible is a willing participant?

That reminds me, I have to clean it off again.
Click to expand...

Herpes? That's all? My bible musta gotten around. 🙁
Click to expand...
Don't worry. My friends all mysteriously lost their Bibles that same week, and being the nice guy I am, I offered to lend my Bible to them for their use until they could locate another copy.

🙂
Click to expand...

Hmmm bible bandits.... I say we kill them, with a bible. That would be funny.

YARRRRRR PAPERCUT YOU TO DEATH!
 
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: mwtgg
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: yllus
HIV Bible? There is no way you're gonna get me near that thing!
Click to expand...
Last time I read the Bible, I ended up with herpes in the morning.

Then again, I'm not sure if I was reading the Bible by myself. Is sex and the Bible compatible? What if the Bible is a willing participant?

That reminds me, I have to clean it off again.
Click to expand...

Herpes? That's all? My bible musta gotten around. 🙁
Click to expand...
Don't worry. My friends all mysteriously lost their Bibles that same week, and being the nice guy I am, I offered to lend my Bible to them for their use until they could locate another copy.

🙂
Click to expand...

Hmmm bible bandits.... I say we kill them, with a bible. That would be funny.

YARRRRRR PAPERCUT YOU TO DEATH!
Click to expand...
A straightforward blow to the head with the flat of the book would do more harm, methinks. I wonder if anybody sells a Bible with a steel cover?
 
As others have said, New International Version is probably the easiest one to get through without it being too dumbed down. King James is way too tough to read through.
 
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