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imported_goku

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Give us your lame momma jokes/any variation of a stupid lame joke, I'll start.

You're stupid
Your face is stupid
Your mom is stupid
You mom is a stupid
I don't want to help your stupid mom with that panarama picture
Your face is a panaramic picture...
Your panaramic picture is your mom
Your mom's panaramic picture is a picture of your mom with a cut out of your face
Your face is a cut out of your mom
Your mom is a cut out of your face
Your face is a cut out of a car
Your car is your face!
Oh snap!
 
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm.
He tells the bartender, "give me a beer...
oh, and one for the road please."
 
Two ropes walk into a bar. The bartender says to the rope "Hey! we don't serve ropes in here" so one of the ropes left. The other rope frayed up his hair and tied himself in a knot. The bartender said to the rope "Are you a rope?" and the rope said " I'm afaid not"
 
# A little boy was visiting his grandmother and the young boy asked his grandmother,"grandma, how old are you"? She replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that". A few minutes past and the young boy asked his grandmother another question, "how much do you weight"? The grandmother replied, "you shouldn't ask me questions like that"!

The following week when the little boy went back to school he told his friends about the coversation he had with his grandmother and how he was unable to get an answer from her. The little boy's friends advised him to look on her drivers license, all t he information will be there.

The next week when the little boy was visiting his grandmother he told her he knew how much she weighed and how old she was. The grandmother didn't believe him until he told her,"you weight 130lb., and you are 65 years old". Then the little boy in a ba shfull way wispered to his grandmother, "I also know you got an F in Sex".
 
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