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Insane retailer return policies.

chocolate chip > oatmeal raisin.

the real wtf is people trying to shoe horn healthy food into a cookie.
 
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Nice to see a retailer with a sense of humour about their business! :thumbsup:

Course it would be hilarious to see this retailer take this seriously.

"what do you mean you can't accept this return. I bought this yesterday, it's not even opened and I have the recite!"

"Read the recite. Where's my cookie!!"

"I want my MOTHER FUCKING COOKIE!"

"No cookie, no return. Read the fine print! Now GTFO!"
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: venkman
chocolate chip > oatmeal raisin.

the real wtf is people trying to shoe horn healthy food into a cookie.

this

raisins don't belong in cookies. chocolate does.

Raisins don't belong in anything. Except maybe the plastic pumpkins of trick or treaters. Making kids cry is fun.
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: venkman
chocolate chip > oatmeal raisin.

the real wtf is people trying to shoe horn healthy food into a cookie.

this

raisins don't belong in cookies. chocolate does.

Raisins don't belong in anything. Except maybe the plastic pumpkins of trick or treaters. Making kids cry is fun.

I don't know man, Raisin Bran is pretty good. But otherwise I agree.
 
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
Originally posted by: venkman
chocolate chip > oatmeal raisin.

the real wtf is people trying to shoe horn healthy food into a cookie.

this

raisins don't belong in cookies. chocolate does.

Raisins don't belong in anything. Except maybe the plastic pumpkins of trick or treaters. Making kids cry is fun.

I don't know man, Raisin Bran is pretty good. But otherwise I agree.

But it does take something even worse - Bran - to make the Raisin edible.
 
Originally posted by: adairusmc
Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
I don't know man, Raisin Bran is pretty good. But otherwise I agree.

But it does take something even worse - Bran - to make the Raisin edible.

Well, let's not forget that those 2 scoops of raisins are bathed in 274 cups of sugar... That certainly doesn't hurt.
 
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