Insane co-worker

SickBeast

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Ok so here's the deal:

I work in a large architecture firm in the site planning department. We primarily draw up site layouts for Wal-Mart.

I sit next to an older Russian woman who's probably around 50 years old. She is the most eccentric person I have ever met. Everything I do bothers her. Here is a list:

1. I was lightly tapping my pen on my monitor to count some parking spaces. She said that the noise was driving her nuts and to stop doing it.

2. Even with my iPod on half volume, the noise from my headphones drives her nuts.

3. The "smell" from my hand cream drives her insane and she bought me new stuff so that she can't smell it anymore.

4. The noise from when I put down my cup of coffee on my desk drives her crazy, so she bought me a rubber cupholder to prevent the sound.

5. I have a small coffee maker on the trolly next to my desk. Today after I brewed a cup of coffee, the power went out in my department, and she promptly blamed ME! She went straight to the office manager and ratted me out for having a coffee brewer! I told her I didn't think it was her place to say something like that, and I pointed out that other people have electric gadgets plugged in at their desks (stereos, space heaters, etc.).

6. She gets mad at me for talking on the phone.

7. She gets mad at me for talking to my coworkers.

8. She's asked to have me re-located, when I see myself as acting just as anyone else does in that office.

So do you guys have any suggestions? This woman is crazy. Oh, I should note, she's married to my boss's best friend, so I have to be careful. Not good. :(
 

Queasy

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<Lumbergh>Yeah, we're going to have to move your desk down into the basement.</Lumbergh>
 

everman

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Just take your shoes off (after doing a fair bit of walking or running), wear some strong cologne, turn up the ipod volume, and fidget madly with your pen pretending it's a drum set.
 

OutHouse

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setup a webcam and record everytime she comes and bitches then show it to your bosses. she is creating a hostile environement that is counter productive and should be dealt with.
 

SickBeast

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Originally posted by: Citrix
setup a webcam and record everytime she comes and bitches then show it to your bosses. she is creating a hostile environement that is counter productive and should be dealt with.

She would notice the webcam and fink me out double-fast. She notices EVERYTHING.
 

SickBeast

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Originally posted by: everman
Just take your shoes off (after doing a fair bit of walking or running), wear some strong cologne, turn up the ipod volume, and fidget madly with your pen pretending it's a drum set.

Oh man. I wouldn't want to see her reaction to that. ;)
 

KarenMarie

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so wait... what are you trying to tell us?? that you are a loud, smelly handed, power draining trouble maker?

;) j/k she might be going thru the changes.... menopause.
 

everman

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Originally posted by: SickBeast
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Chernobyl will do that to a woman....

She claims it was the KGB.

You should get her a nice tinfoil hat. Maybe their satellites are messing with her head.(but it sounds like irreversible damage)
 

SickBeast

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Originally posted by: everman
Originally posted by: SickBeast
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Chernobyl will do that to a woman....

She claims it was the KGB.

You should get her a nice tinfoil hat. Maybe their satellites are messing with her head.(but it sounds like irreversible damage)

Well since we draw site plans I joke that her screen is secretly satellite imagery and she's planning where to drop the nukes. :Q
 

bonkers325

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she needs to relax. get one of those miniature chinese water fountain things. i bet she'll dig the sound of water flowing non-stop :thumbsup:
 

SickBeast

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Originally posted by: ntdz
#4 made me laugh...how can something like that bother you?!

She actually bought them for the four people in proximity to her. :D

EVERYTHING bothers her. I'm surprised she hasn't complained that I breathe too loud.