Innner peace, thank you dr Phil.

[Red Dawn]

INNER PEACE
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple
advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed : "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish
all the things you've started".
So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished, so, before leaving the house this morning, I
finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bottle of
Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Tim Tams, the remainder
of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the
cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to
those you feel are in need of inner peace.

 

[DAM]

I never thought you would a Dr. Phil watcher, I always pictured you more of a Maury follower.



dam()

 

LOL, Dr. Phil is a fvcking idiot. His show is like the suburban version of Jerry Springer.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: DAM
I never thought you would a Dr. Phil watcher, I always pictured you more of a Maury follower.



dam()

"Skakes head" It's a joke you knucklehead😉

 

[T2T III]

Originally posted by: DAM
I never thought you would a Dr. Phil watcher, I always pictured you more of a Maury follower.



dam()

Naw, Red Dawn isn't into the freaky talk shows. Instead, he prefers Soul Train. :Q

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Tiles2Tech

Originally posted by: DAM
I never thought you would a Dr. Phil watcher, I always pictured you more of a Maury follower.



dam()

Naw, Red Dawn isn't into the freaky talk shows. Instead, he prefers Soul Train. :Q

Don Cornelious is da Bomb:shocked:

 

[Forsythe]

I'm peacefull and a pacifist and such. I promote justice, i don't drive cars, i ride my bike, i sort my trash. I'm for the kyoto, i support nuclear power so we don't wreck our environment. But Dr. Phill should be fvcking shot!!!

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Forsythe
I'm peacefull and a pacifist and such. I promote justice, i don't drive cars, i ride my bike, i sort my trash. I'm for the kyoto, i support nuclear power so we don't wreck our environment. But Dr. Phill should be fvcking shot!!!

Dude, it's a joke mocking Dr. Phil:roll:

 

[Fritzo]

Dr. Phil is a celebrity, not a doctor. He annoys me that he thinks he can diagnose problems in the 10 minutes he talks with people. Ugh. Gives psychiatrists a bad name.

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: DAM
I never thought you would a Dr. Phil watcher, I always pictured you more of a Maury follower.



dam()

"Skakes head" It's a joke you knucklehead😉

Yea you stole it from SysOpt 😀

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Mucho

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: DAM
I never thought you would a Dr. Phil watcher, I always pictured you more of a Maury follower.



dam()

"Skakes head" It's a joke you knucklehead😉

Yea you stole it from SysOpt 😀

No I stole it from another site.

 

[bobbybe01]

What sets Dr. Phil guests apart from the cousin-fvcking backwater bumpkin trailer trash regularly lampooned on Ricki Lake, Springer or Maury Povich is that Phil's guests are qualified, legitimately fvcked up normal people. They're not eunuchs or convenient punchlines, but rather middle-to-upper-class American dopes doing their best to live a "perfect" life. Here are people in truly terrible shape, with very little insight about how to be happy, and far fewer ways to excuse their behavior. They're not on medication, they're not mentally ill. Everyone on the Dr. Phil program is lazy, a crybaby, or somewhere in between.

 

[DurocShark]

I think I'll try Red Dawn's interpretation tonight. I really need some Innner Peace. (Extra "N" added per RD's title.)

 

[thomsbrain]

haha, pretty good.

 

[CrackRabbit]

:thumbsup:😀

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
:thumbsup:😀

😀

 

[Rudee]

And here I was thinking you were quite clever for writing that.. Still, it made me chuckle. Thanks.


http://www.google.ca/search?hl...oogle+Search&meta=

 

[Crazymofo]

now thats an email I would forward to people!! (knowing it was a joke of course, man their are some dumb people here)

 

[Babbles]

Dr. Phil is such a hack, however that is some pretty awesome advice!

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: Crazymofo
now thats an email I would forward to people!! (knowing it was a joke of course, man their are some dumb people here)

Was that a joke to put the wrong form of 'there' when you were calling people idiots or...?

Anyways, 6/10 from the early morning me.

 

[MidasKnight]

So what you're saying Red is those " Religious Extremists " are ....


opps ... not P&N .... opps .... 😉

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Mucho

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: DAM
I never thought you would a Dr. Phil watcher, I always pictured you more of a Maury follower.



dam()

"Skakes head" It's a joke you knucklehead😉

Yea you stole it from SysOpt 😀

No I stole it from another site.

As did I. lol 😉

I'm one of those weird ones that actually like Dr. Phil. 🙂

 

[Twofootputt]

Someone needs to buy Dr Phil his own skirt; he's not really a guy.

 

[winr]

Ha ha ha.



🙂