Inner Peace

[Brutuskend]

I'm passing this along to you as I consider you all valued friends. This worked for me and I think it may work for you. I have found Inner Peace. Recently I read an article that stated: The best way to achieve inner peace is to Finish Things You Have Started.

So today I finished two large bags of potato chips, the last half of a lemon cream pie, a nearly full bottle of Jose Cuervo, a small box of Godiva Chocolates and I slapped the living crap out of someone I have never liked. I feel better than I have felt for a long time. Please pass this tip along to a friend who is in need of Inner Peace.

Hope it helped!

 

[Schadenfroh]

hmm, maybe i should finish all those school asignments and get my A+ certification

 

[tweakmm]

Jose Cuervo... the breakfast of champions.

 

[ElFenix]

only 10 am and you're drunk

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
only 10 am and you're drunk

who stops?

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
only 10 am and you're drunk

Maybe he works nights. Maybe his days are your nights and his nights are your days. Did you ever think about that, huh? Of course you didn't. Just go right ahead and persecute the man for enjoying his God-given right to get stone drunk and drive down the road, one hand on the wheel, other hand clutching a
.357 pistol. Sheesh, some people!

 

[joecool]

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Jose Cuervo... the breakfast of champions.

actually, isn't beer an wheaties the breakfast of champions?!

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: joecool

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Jose Cuervo... the breakfast of champions.

actually, isn't beer an wheaties the breakfast of champions?!

Well, it's the breakfast of court jesters if anything

 

[PunDogg]

hahaha

 

[Luagsch]

<--- looks at half full tabasco bottle
inner peace my a$$