Sorry if this has been posted already, I did a search and did not find it.
Seems an inmate from jail was disappointed with the Paula Jones spread in Penthouse, and decided to sue, because there was not enough flesh exposed. U.S. District Judge Sam Sparks dismissed the suit with a 12-line poem and a $250 fine against Joyner for filing a frivolous legal motion.
The poem read in part:
??Twas the night before Christmas and all through the prison
Inmates were planning their new porno mission.
? The minute his Penthouse issue arrived,
The Minister ripped it open to see what was inside.
But what to his wondering eyes should appear ?
Not Paula Jones? promised privates, but only her rear.
Life has its disappointments. Some come out of the blue
but that doesn?t mean a prisoner should sue.?
Here is the link to the story: ABC News
Seems an inmate from jail was disappointed with the Paula Jones spread in Penthouse, and decided to sue, because there was not enough flesh exposed. U.S. District Judge Sam Sparks dismissed the suit with a 12-line poem and a $250 fine against Joyner for filing a frivolous legal motion.
The poem read in part:
??Twas the night before Christmas and all through the prison
Inmates were planning their new porno mission.
? The minute his Penthouse issue arrived,
The Minister ripped it open to see what was inside.
But what to his wondering eyes should appear ?
Not Paula Jones? promised privates, but only her rear.
Life has its disappointments. Some come out of the blue
but that doesn?t mean a prisoner should sue.?
Here is the link to the story: ABC News
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