Info on discovery of MiGs in Iraqi desert

DaveSimmons

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I heard they were all crewed by specially trained chimpanzees, and armed with low-yield nuclear bombs from Russia.
 

Spoooon

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Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
I heard they were all crewed by specially trained chimpanzees, and armed with low-yield nuclear bombs from Russia.

Chimpanzees? That's just stupid. Chimpanzees don't live in Iraq. I think they were piloted by midget camels.
 

chiwawa626

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Originally posted by: Spoooon
Originally posted by: DaveSimmons
I heard they were all crewed by specially trained chimpanzees, and armed with low-yield nuclear bombs from Russia.

Chimpanzees? That's just stupid. Chimpanzees don't live in Iraq. I think they were piloted by midget camels.

You both got it all wrong, it was the elite repulbican gaurd of armadillos :)
 

Eli

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What other information do you want?

They found a bunch of MiGs camo'd in a desert oasis. I saw some pics. Kinda cool. :cool:
 

Looney

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Originally posted by: GroundZero
everyone knows that they only train crack-smoking babboons to fly those migs. ;)

That's idiotic... babboons are nearsighted. They were flown by highly intelligent mice.
 

Perknose

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They're starting to appear on e-bay, with no reserve!

However that SHussein guy selling them has no postive reviews.
 

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Originally posted by: GroundZero
everyone knows that they only train crack-smoking babboons to fly those migs.
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That's idiotic... babboons are nearsighted. They were flown by highly intelligent mice.

No.. they were flown by Iraq's Robots of Mass Intelligence
 

UNCjigga

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[Baghdad Bob] "NO! Our planes are not flown by ridiculous rodents or proverbial primates, you infidels! Our robots are flown by the poor hard-working farmers who plow the wheat fields! Our simple men are still no match for you American bastard mongrels! We've shot down 12 planes and a 2 of your Israeli helicopters, you infidel scum! There is NO American air force left! There are NO planes hidden in the desert!" [/Baghdad Bob]