Info of the day, how to get the police to come to your house when you need them.

[Czar]

http://www.tilveran.is/id/1006225

 

[ThaGrandCow]

ROFL!!!

I wonder if that's illegal. Lying to the police or something to that extent.

 

[joohang]

*scratching head*

Huh?

 

[minendo]

That man is a genius.

 

[dionx]

heh

 

[joohang]

Oh, I get it now.

 

[Orsorum]

<< That man is a genius. >>

 

[KahunaHube]

smart man,
the key is to find the right way to ask for help

 

[Kelvrick]

<< That man is a genius. >>


I'd have to 2nd that.

 

[yakko]

Nice.

 

[Haircut]

I remember reading this in the paper a few weeks back.
Good on the guy, it's typical of the police in England, they won't help you when you're being burgled but if you say you shot the criminals they're over there straight away

 

[singh]

LOL. He should write a book - how to make the system work for you

 

[Pliablemoose]

Sad comment on the UK, & their anti gun BS...

 

[MikeO]

LMAO, best-story-ever



<< "...to which I replied "I thought you said there was no one available." >>



Pure gold

 

[lawaris]

lol.................

 

[BooneRebel]

<< I remember reading this in the paper a few weeks back.
Good on the guy, it's typical of the police in England, they won't help you when you're being burgled but if you say you shot the criminals they're over there straight away

>>

This is a joke that's been floating around for years.

 

[ericb]

I just thought you had to say "white woman in trouble"? A not so obscure movie reference for those who even think about being offended.

 

[TapTap]

<< Sad comment on the UK, & their anti gun BS... >>



Ditto-Ditto

 

[Texmaster]

hehe

 

[ttn1]

He could have said, I did shoot them with my digital camera. Here are the photos. I think your dispatcher misunderstood.

 

[Spooner]

is this real?

hella funny either way

 

[Koing]

<< I just thought you had to say "white woman in trouble"? A not so obscure movie reference for those who even think about being offended. >>

 

[BooneRebel]

It's a hoax, fellas!

 

[zimmie6576]

<< I just thought you had to say "white woman in trouble"? A not so obscure movie reference for those who even think about being offended. >>



LOL. I remember hearing that in a movie, but for the life of me I can't remember which one. What was it?