Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats

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SAWYER

Lifer
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http://www.amazon.com/Inflatable-Uni...t+unicorn+horn


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LOL@the first review

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1.0 out of 5 stars turned my cat into a jerk September 23, 2012
By Michael E.
Durability: 5.0 out of 5 stars Educational: 5.0 out of 5 stars Fun: 5.0 out of 5 stars
I thought it would be fun if my cat looked like a magical unicorn of medieval lore. Not so fun is that he has taken this unicorn mythology a bit too seriously around my girlfriend. Lately, whenever she approaches or tries to pet him, he darts off wildly in a rage. "Only a maiden pure may tame the unicorn!" he says. Jackass.
 

Triumph

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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that picture is the exact representation of any cat forced to wear anything. hilarious.
 

mmntech

Lifer
Sep 20, 2007
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A dildo strapped to a cat's head? What do bestiality laws say about this?
 

Drako

Lifer
Jun 9, 2007
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LOL, both of our cats would have that thing shredded in a couple of seconds. o_O

edit: Some of those reviews are classic :D

"Only a maiden pure may tame the unicorn!"
 
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