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amnesiac

Lifer
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Been out with this girl a few times. Last time was on Monday, it was her 21st birthday, and it was great. We kissed afterwards and made tentative plans for this weekend. Now I can't take my mind off her.. I have a midterm and a quiz tomorrow which I haven't been able to concentrate long enough to study for. :(

I think I'll drop by her work tomorrow (she used to be my coworker) and give her some chocolates.

*sigh*
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
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You're so sweet ;)

oh...and by "sweet" I mean "whipped"

Not that there's anything wrong with that of course :)
 
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Vegito

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yeah, my friend started to date this girl in a neighbor state..
first week, cut work on monday and friday, spend 4 days weekend.. then on tuesday, call in sick, extended to 5 day

second week, she comes down to nyc to spend 4 day weekend which extended to 5 day also

third week, another 4 day weekend and will probably extend to 5, cut work for half day

this coming weekend, looks like a 3 day weekend but who knows...


 
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amnesiac

Lifer
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<< Don't be so weak, damn it. >>



But, but...she's so pretty and sweet and I like her... :eek:
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
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<< Don't be so weak, damn it. >>


But, but...she's so pretty and sweet and I like her... :eek: >>


She *so* owns you... Not that there's anything wrong with that of course :)
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
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Hormones are a complete PITA, aren't they? I get the Testosterone Rush Rage over two women that work in my building. They walk past me in the hallway, and I want to just be their love slave....

Take it slow. She may be a fish in the sack. You don't know that yet, though.

Confuscious say: man who think with small head not letting big brain talk at all.

Or something like that.

I should talk though......
 
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amnesiac

Lifer
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The "0wns j00" factor is probably around 75% right now. :) -- I wouldn't consider myself "whipped" quite yet.

*edit*

Sex isn't part of the picture just yet.. I waited till the 4th date to spring the kiss, I'm not going to consider sex until I have bona fide feelings for her.
 
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Orsorum

Lifer
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<< They walk past me in the hallway, and I want to just be their love slave.... >>



I've had that happen a few times... he he he.
 
MaxDepth

MaxDepth

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<< I waited till the 4th date to spring the kiss >>


You are bold, my friend, but are you daring?




<< I'm not going to consider sex until I have bona fide feelings for her. >>


Ahhh, yes you are! [max hands amnesiac 2.0 a bag of dorritoes]

I do believe we have ourselves here, a young man truly smitten.

Let's hope, later on in life, he looks back on this time with fondness. Instead of that bitter, old resentment of "I shoulda banged her" when she soon drops him for a ricer-boy because she couldn't wait to have sex...

sorry, that was cold.
:p :p :p

I know it's tough, but whatever you do - don't think about the way her hair smells ...
oops.
and the way her nose wrinkles just before she laughs...
I'm not helping am I?
and most importantly (especially when you are in the midst of studying tonight), never, never, never think about the way it feels when her legs brush up against yours....

heheh. you are sooooo her bitch.
 
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amnesiac

Lifer
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Max: You're mean.

Besides, I want this one to count. A couple weeks ago she was telling her coworker (and one of my best friends, incidentally) that she was really ready for a relationship. So there.
 
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BigJohnKC

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hehehe....it's almost a novelty now to be the first one to say this..... PICS?? :D

...to be honest, I really don't care, I just wanted to be the first one to say it. ;)
 
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amnesiac

Lifer
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She's doing a photo shoot next week for an industry magazine cover. If we're still dating when it comes out I'll get her permission to post it (tho it'll probably be online anyway). Yes, she's a model. :D
If I had to compare her to someone famous, I'd say she's a dead ringer for Gillian Anderson.
 
pyonir

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Max: that was some pretty funny stuff! :D good ones

amnesiac: i know what you mean....i've had the same problem before. just hope she doesn't rip your heart out and throw it on the floor and jump and stop it like Michael and the guys did in "Office Space" like the girl did to mine.


Have a nice day! ;)
 
kami

kami

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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<< I know it's tough, but whatever you do - don't think about the way her hair smells ...
oops.
and the way her nose wrinkles just before she laughs...
I'm not helping am I?
and most importantly (especially when you are in the midst of studying tonight), never, never, never think about the way it feels when her legs brush up against yours....

heheh. you are sooooo her bitch. >>


HAHAHA damn you are evil man :D

yes you are definitely her bitch. after 4 months i still get light-headed over this type of stuff... it's only a matter of time before the whip starts crackin i fear :Q
 
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amnesiac

Lifer
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I'm half-expecting to get trounced on b/c that's how my luck has been this year.. but assuming things work out I will be very, very happy and I'm sure she won't regret it. I spoil my women. :D
 
pyonir

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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<< I spoil my women. >>


so do i. i'm thinking that may be the problem.....
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
Jun 1, 2001
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<< Max: You're mean.
Besides, I want this one to count. A couple weeks ago she was telling her coworker (and one of my best friends, incidentally) that she was really ready for a relationship. So there. >>


Err....I guess that means she's vulnerable then.

Remember, you're like a bear with claws and she's just a little, defenseless bunny. :)
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
Jun 1, 2001
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<< I'm half-expecting to get trounced on b/c that's how my luck has been this year.. but assuming things work out I will be very, very happy and I'm sure she won't regret it. I spoil my women. :D >>


Women eh? How many women is this?
 
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Maverick

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Find something you really enjoy doing (like for me it'd be playing CS) that completely gets your mind off her. Then when you're done you go straight to your homework. It might give you an hour of infatuation freedom. If not you can *FAP* *FAP*. But that'll only give you 15 minutes.
 
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Mookow

Lifer
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<<

<< I waited till the 4th date to spring the kiss >>


You are bold, my friend, but are you daring?




<< I'm not going to consider sex until I have bona fide feelings for her. >>


Ahhh, yes you are! [max hands amnesiac 2.0 a bag of dorritoes]

I do believe we have ourselves here, a young man truly smitten.

Let's hope, later on in life, he looks back on this time with fondness. Instead of that bitter, old resentment of "I shoulda banged her" when she soon drops him for a ricer-boy because she couldn't wait to have sex...

sorry, that was cold.
:p :p :p

I know it's tough, but whatever you do - don't think about the way her hair smells ...
oops.
and the way her nose wrinkles just before she laughs...
I'm not helping am I?
and most importantly (especially when you are in the midst of studying tonight), never, never, never think about the way it feels when her legs brush up against yours....

heheh. you are sooooo her bitch. >>



LOL. brutal.
 
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