Indians fail to measure up

[Yreka]

Originally posted by: dirtylimey


Worst joke ever

Hey, I didnt say it was good... Just old

 

[Tobolo]

The conclusion of all this scientific endeavour is that about 60% of Indian men have penises which are between three and five centimetres shorter than international standards used in condom manufacture.

LOL Thats pretty dang small.

 

[mercanucaribe]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I'd rather have a small penis and intelligence than a large penis and sh!t for brains.

You must be the only person in the world who got to split his attributes between INT and penis size.

 

[Xyo II]

At first those condoms look big, but looking back at the pic they're just much closer to the camera. The ones on the conveyor belt look like an average size.

 

[Kwaipie]

There are more than a billion Indians. I don't think there is any problem with their penii. Let us all just be thankful that they aren't all hung like American horses or there could be 2 billion.

 

[NFS4]

You Indians are a disgrace to the rest of us brown-skinned folks

Reminds me of a line that Alec Baldwin said in 30 Rock a few weeks ago while he was on the phone. You don't know who he's talking to, but all he says is "Five inches, but it's thick"

 

[DeadByDawn]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I'd rather have a small penis and intelligence than a large penis and sh!t for brains.

You must be the only person in the world who got to split his attributes between INT and penis size.

lmfao

 

[djheater]

Every man should know this information. It's sill how misinformed most people are about sex, even today.

Academic and Scientific Studies

A study published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology concluded that average erect length was 12.9 cm (5.0 in). (Measured by staff)[3]
A study published in the December 2000 International Journal of Impotence Research found that average erect penis length was 13.6 cm (5.35 in), (SD = 1.7 cm (.67 in), n = total participants = 55, measured by staff). [4]


and just for good measure:
According to Kinsey, for about 75% of all males, orgasm is attained within the first two minutes after initiation of sexual intercourse. For women the average time to reach orgasm is between 10 and 20 minutes. The swiftness of the male system virtually guarantees climactic orgasms for males but is usually too quick to give the female a penetration-induced orgasm. However, the female orgasm produced by masturbation is more intense and the average time to female orgasm via masturbation is significantly less at four minutes

This is all easily available info and everyone should know it. Recent studies indicate that AVERAGE time for males to reach orgasm is a litlle less than 8 minutes - btw.

Lots of people have had sex that lasted a long time, but it's not the average.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: funboy42
Its not the size of the boat but motion of the ocean

Nothing wrong with an oceanliner. :laugh:

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: chuckywang
I'd rather have a small penis and intelligence than a large penis and sh!t for brains.

You must be the only person in the world who got to split his attributes between INT and penis size.

I'd rather have positive attributes in both intelligence and penis size, but that doesn't make my previous statement any less true.

 

[GeneValgene]

Originally posted by: Aimster
those condoms in that picture look HUGE

like they belong on an elephant or the woman is really small

wtf...QFT

they look abnormally large!! either that, or that's a small woman handling them

 

[dirtylimey]

Condom of shame

Only useable by Indians
-2 ego
+2 int
50% chance of 'cast impregnation'

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: dirtylimey
lol Touche No idea what Magic Man Productions is, though G1 is my apartment from several address changes ago.

Magic Man Productions is the registrant for technostones.com

 

[dirtylimey]

Not an email account I have access to or have had for the last 3 years or so. Fixed now anyway, no more whois shenanigans

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: dirtylimey
Not an email account I have access to or have had for the last 3 years or so. Fixed now anyway, no more whois shenanigans

:shocked:

 

[SirStev0]

pft... condoms are for sailors

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: SirStev0
pft... condoms are for sailors

Hey sailor! :lips:


























LOL, jk

 

[Koing]

Originally posted by: djheater
Every man should know this information. It's sill how misinformed most people are about sex, even today.

Academic and Scientific Studies

A study published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology concluded that average erect length was 12.9 cm (5.0 in). (Measured by staff)[3]
A study published in the December 2000 International Journal of Impotence Research found that average erect penis length was 13.6 cm (5.35 in), (SD = 1.7 cm (.67 in), n = total participants = 55, measured by staff). [4]


and just for good measure:
According to Kinsey, for about 75% of all males, orgasm is attained within the first two minutes after initiation of sexual intercourse. For women the average time to reach orgasm is between 10 and 20 minutes. The swiftness of the male system virtually guarantees climactic orgasms for males but is usually too quick to give the female a penetration-induced orgasm. However, the female orgasm produced by masturbation is more intense and the average time to female orgasm via masturbation is significantly less at four minutes

This is all easily available info and everyone should know it. Recent studies indicate that AVERAGE time for males to reach orgasm is a litlle less than 8 minutes - btw.

Lots of people have had sex that lasted a long time, but it's not the average.

I read that 95% of guys only last 5minutes through vaginal penetration also...if your happy with that go for it. I just reckon you need to f0ck more often or masturbate more often. And hell only about 10% of girls ever reach orgasm through penetration also. I say work out more, eat better, shag more and masturbate a day in advance if your lacking in the stamina department.

Not that hard (pun intended )

Koing

 

[Andyb23]

Originally posted by: Koing

Originally posted by: djheater
Every man should know this information. It's sill how misinformed most people are about sex, even today.

Academic and Scientific Studies

A study published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology concluded that average erect length was 12.9 cm (5.0 in). (Measured by staff)[3]
A study published in the December 2000 International Journal of Impotence Research found that average erect penis length was 13.6 cm (5.35 in), (SD = 1.7 cm (.67 in), n = total participants = 55, measured by staff). [4]


and just for good measure:
According to Kinsey, for about 75% of all males, orgasm is attained within the first two minutes after initiation of sexual intercourse. For women the average time to reach orgasm is between 10 and 20 minutes. The swiftness of the male system virtually guarantees climactic orgasms for males but is usually too quick to give the female a penetration-induced orgasm. However, the female orgasm produced by masturbation is more intense and the average time to female orgasm via masturbation is significantly less at four minutes

This is all easily available info and everyone should know it. Recent studies indicate that AVERAGE time for males to reach orgasm is a litlle less than 8 minutes - btw.

Lots of people have had sex that lasted a long time, but it's not the average.

I read that 95% of guys only last 5minutes through vaginal penetration also...if your happy with that go for it. I just reckon you need to f0ck more often or masturbate more often. And hell only about 10% of girls ever reach orgasm through penetration also. I say work out more, eat better, shag more and masturbate a day in advance if your lacking in the stamina department.

Not that hard (pun intended )

Koing

Well the sad thing is the rate of contraceptive use in India is 3% so I hope the government actually does a real study before extrapolating anything from this data.

 

[djheater]

For the record, I'm thinking the picture is fmale condoms or dental dams and the editors are retarded.

 

[Andyb23]

Originally posted by: djheater
For the record, I'm thinking the picture is fmale condoms or dental dams and the editors are retarded.

LOL it really seems like the editors wanted to take a crack at Indians.

Seems like a really wierd subject for a BBC article.

 

[dirtylimey]

Dude, its perspective. They are normal size, look at the conveyor belt.

I agree its a little weird for a beeb article, but anything for a laugh at the Indians since generally they beat us at cricket

 

[Itchrelief]

Must be pretty awkward to be the guy having to "scientifically" measure all the penii (?).

In order for the results to have any relationship with condoms, you've got to get the full erect dimensions.

You can't just dangle it out and measure it.

"Hey Mr. Gupta, are you sure that's as big as it gets? It seems if I do *this* it seems to grow a wee bit... "

 

[Kilgor]

Maybe they just weren't flexing .

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: Andyb23
LOL the condoms in the picture are the size of that womans wrist. WTF?

Uh...that's the size of a normal penis...