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Increase your brain power!

Scarpozzi

Scarpozzi

Lifer
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When
the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a
whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills
brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why
you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Thanks....I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your waitress. 😉
 
So that's why people seem to get smarter once they go to Uni....it can't be cos they're LEARNING anything while they're there, they're just getting drunk!

Thanks for clearing that up 🙂


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