increase gas mileage by adding acetone?

Aharami

Lifer
Aug 31, 2001
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well where can i buy said snake oil? is it expensive? cuz if so, i can just go out and kill some snakes with a 10 ft pole (snakes scare the shit outta me) and squeeze the oil outta them!
 

Demon-Xanth

Lifer
Feb 15, 2000
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I sell this kit that helps you get better gas mileage. But since you're a poster on AT, I'll let you in on my source...


...I go to Lowes and I get a couple tiles, and I stack them up underneath the gas pedal so people can't floor it. :)

I'm also working with some independent contractors to slash people's tires to cut down on their gas bills after my "no car, no gas needed" plan didn't go over so well.