Incoming Zombie Invasion - Weapon, car and celebrity of your choice

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Jadow

Diamond Member
Feb 12, 2003
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Weapon: Axe (won't run out of ammo)
Car: Armored Bus with super advanced solar panels for power
Celebrity: Kiera Knightly (need some sex in the land of Zombies)
 

marvdmartian

Diamond Member
Apr 12, 2002
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Originally posted by: waggy
why one weapon?

shotgun

stryker armored vehicle

rossane barr


Dude, that's THREE weapons!! :laugh:

Weapon: anti-zombie shield (hey, the OP didn't limit it to real weapons!!)

Vehicle: something with a big back seat (see #3)

Celeb: 2005 Sin City version of Jessica Alba, in the "stripper" costume she wore for the movie!! :heart:
 

Paratus

Lifer
Jun 4, 2004
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I thought about it and have decided to change my answer;

Weapon-Boom Stick
Vehicle-70's POS
Celeb-Bruce Fucking Cambell

Hail To The King Baby
 

Rubycon

Madame President
Aug 10, 2005
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No weapons needed. The same protection the U.S. has used for centuries - the sea!

Take that you bloody zombies! You will succumb to sharks! (both with and without lasers!)
 

xanis

Lifer
Sep 11, 2005
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Originally posted by: TallBill
M1 Garand, I already have it at my house with a few thousand rounds.
Vehicle, probably a tandem bicycle because anything with gas would be no good.
Celebrity, Lance Armstrong to do the pedaling.

a tandem bicycle? LOL
 

ChAoTiCpInOy

Diamond Member
Jun 24, 2006
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Weapon: 50-cal
Vehicle: Abrams
Celebrity: a strong, intelligent, attractive woman to repopulate the species with (or Jessica Alba)
 

ed21x

Diamond Member
Oct 12, 2001
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Originally posted by: Bateluer

Weapon: USS Gerald R Ford
Car: Who fvck would want a car in a zombie invasion? The Ford sports 75 F-35Bs, to hell with a car.
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsdale

you bring up a very good point. however, since you are the only non-zombie person in the world, there would be nobody to fly those f-35s.

I would have a Disney Cruise Ship with a huge garden on it for me to produce vegetables and I'll live off seafood for the rest of my life.

Won't be needing a weapon.

Celebrity: hmmm... this is a tuffy, probably Boa
 

nageov3t

Lifer
Feb 18, 2004
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Originally posted by: ed21x
Originally posted by: Bateluer

Weapon: USS Gerald R Ford
Car: Who fvck would want a car in a zombie invasion? The Ford sports 75 F-35Bs, to hell with a car.
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsdale

you bring up a very good point. however, since you are the only non-zombie person in the world, there would be nobody to fly those f-35s.

I would have a Disney Cruise Ship with a huge garden on it for me to produce vegetables and I'll live off seafood for the rest of my life.

Won't be needing a weapon.

Celebrity: hmmm... this is a tuffy, probably Boa

it's all well and good till a hurricane or zombie whale strikes :p
 

xanis

Lifer
Sep 11, 2005
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Originally posted by: ed21x
Originally posted by: Bateluer

Weapon: USS Gerald R Ford
Car: Who fvck would want a car in a zombie invasion? The Ford sports 75 F-35Bs, to hell with a car.
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsdale

you bring up a very good point. however, since you are the only non-zombie person in the world, there would be nobody to fly those f-35s.

I would have a Disney Cruise Ship with a huge garden on it for me to produce vegetables and I'll live off seafood for the rest of my life.

Won't be needing a weapon.

Celebrity: hmmm... this is a tuffy, probably Boa

What will you do when zombies crawl up the anchor line or get onto the boat somehow? Yeah, you'll need a weapon.
 

Kaido

Elite Member & Kitchen Overlord
Feb 14, 2004
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Weapon: Taser

Car: Delorean (knock Zombies out with the flip action)

Celebrity: Jack Bauer (do you even have to ask?)
 

RaistlinZ

Diamond Member
Oct 15, 2001
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Originally posted by: Kaido
Weapon: Taser

Car: Flying Delorean (knock Zombies out with the flip action)

Celebrity: Jack Bauer (do you even have to ask?)


Fixed. ;)
 

Ticky

Senior member
Feb 7, 2008
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Weapon: AK-47

Vehicle: USS Port Royal

Celebrity: Chester Nimitz (I'm not going to suceed in repopulating the earth with only 1 other person anyway.)
 

Lurknomore

Golden Member
Jul 3, 2005
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Weapon- Jar of long forgotten fermented kimchi.
Car- My dented Camry (damned undocumented illegals!)
Celeb- Vinnie (from Orange County Choppers). He'll fix and seafoam my Camry when it hits 150,000 miles. If not Vin, then Alison Stokke.
 

Verse914

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Dec 20, 2006
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Originally posted by: Xanis
Originally posted by: AmdEmAll
Originally posted by: Xanis
Weapon: H&K G36

Vehicle: International MaxxPro

Celebrity: Bruce Willis

That MaxxPro is bad ass! Is the US military getting a bunch of them to replace something?

I have no idea, but that thing is awesome, hence why I picked it. :p

EDIT: More information here in case you're still deciding on a vehicle for the impending zombie takeover. :p

wow, I didn't realize how many people knew about the MaxxPro :) (I work for International)
 

sdifox

No Lifer
Sep 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: Jadow
Weapon: Axe (won't run out of ammo)
Car: Armored Bus with super advanced solar panels for power
Celebrity: Kiera Knightly (need some sex in the land of Zombies)

Don't you want someone with a little meat on them?
 

sdifox

No Lifer
Sep 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: Verse914
Originally posted by: Xanis
Originally posted by: AmdEmAll
Originally posted by: Xanis
Weapon: H&K G36

Vehicle: International MaxxPro

Celebrity: Bruce Willis

That MaxxPro is bad ass! Is the US military getting a bunch of them to replace something?

I have no idea, but that thing is awesome, hence why I picked it. :p

EDIT: More information here in case you're still deciding on a vehicle for the impending zombie takeover. :p

wow, I didn't realize how many people knew about the MaxxPro :) (I work for International)

Do you get employee discount? :)