Incoming Zombie Invasion - Weapon, car and celebrity of your choice

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KeithTalent

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Weapon: A board with a nail in it.
Vehicle: A Delorean with a built-in Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor.
Celebrity: Kate Beckinsale because she has experience fighting the undead (see Underworld 1&2) plus she's smoking hot.

KT
 

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Weapon: M4 Carbine w/ grenade module
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M4_Carbine

Vehicle: SVI Raptor
http://www.digitalplace.org/~m...sonal/raptor/part1.htm

I thought about tanks and the heavy duty personelle carriers...but in an apocalyptic situation I want fast, manuverable, and able to be easily repaired. This is a somewhat typical Suburban so parts are more or less shelf swapable for a lot of them without hitting up a military base. Plus that retractable GAU cannon would be useful at time :evil:

Celebrity: Jessica Biel. She's hot. And kicks ass.
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: waggy
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Weapon: shotgun
Car: Bradley Fighting Vehicle
Celebrity: Sasha Grey

what's with all the Roseanna Barr love here?

was waiting for someone to ask that. i chose her because when we are gettign swamped with Zombies i can push her out. there is enough of her to keep them busy while i get away! maybe even they would die fo food poisening.

lulz, that's what I assumed :)
 

KeithTalent

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What's with all the guys picking other guys to go with them? Everyone else is dead or a zombie, so what happens once it's all over? Think people!!

KT
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Weapon: My Rock River Arms AR-15

Vehicle: 4x4 Chevy or Ford Truck

Celebrity: Charlton Heston (If he were still alive and in his prime)

How would you and Heston plan on re-populating the earth?
 

Eeezee

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Weapon: Silenced pistol w/ laser sight. What good is a shotgun going to do? The ammo is heavy, the range is short, and it's noisy. You'll draw more zombies!

Vehicle - Motorcycle with a large gas tank. Any car is going to get fucked on the clogged roads.

Celebrity - Either none or some eye candy. If necessary, I can at least throw her to the zombies and maybe make a getaway! :p
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: OdiN
Weapon: Phaser Rifle

Vehicle: Runabout

Celebrity: Summer Glau (She's fuckin hot AND kicks major ass)

oh shit. you kinda went along the lines as I did....I need to update mine, being that your choice is much, much hotter.
 

Eeezee

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Weapon: My Rock River Arms AR-15

Vehicle: 4x4 Chevy or Ford Truck

Celebrity: Charlton Heston (If he were still alive and in his prime)

How would you and Heston plan on re-populating the earth?

Cloning? Although an entire race of Charlton Hestons might be a fate worse than death...
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: PricklyPete
Originally posted by: ElFenix

weapon: 1985 chicago bears
vehicle: superbowl shuffle
celebrity: mike ditka

Unstoppable.

Truly a force to be reckoned with.

But...what if the zombie curse was spread by the Ditka virus? Who wins?
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
What's with all the guys picking other guys to go with them? Everyone else is dead or a zombie, so what happens once it's all over? Think people!!

KT

the thought process of AT can be truly mind boggling at times. ...until you realize it's AT.
 

thraashman

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
What's with all the guys picking other guys to go with them? Everyone else is dead or a zombie, so what happens once it's all over? Think people!!

KT

No one said everyone else is dead. There'll be pockets of survivors all over. Go ahead, bring a hottie like Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale with you. You know what will happen, she'll die, you'll die and the last human words you'll have heard were "not even if you were the last man alive, and from the looks of it you might actually be. But still no."

You bring someone who knows survival in times like these. I want strategy, not muscle. Hence why I said Max Brooks (though George A Romero might work too). So now I've positioned myself to lead a team of bonafied undead ass kickers. When you find those pockets of civilization, the ladies will think you all manly and awesome and you'll get more than you ever would from the celebrity who will no doubt reject you and get you killed.
 

ggnl

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Weapon: M16 w/ stopping power, deep impact, and frag x3
Vehicle: The Manta!
Celebrity: Reanimated zombie-Reagan. It'd be Reagan Revolution all over again!
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
What's with all the guys picking other guys to go with them? Everyone else is dead or a zombie, so what happens once it's all over? Think people!!

KT

because the thought of Mr.T driving me around in a M3A3 Bradley yelling I PITTY THE FOOL while mowing down zombies is hilarious
 

BurnItDwn

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
What's with all the guys picking other guys to go with them? Everyone else is dead or a zombie, so what happens once it's all over? Think people!!

KT

the thought process of AT can be truly mind boggling at times. ...until you realize it's AT.

Here's a question, would those on AT who are gay pick a female and "take one for the team" in order to propagate the human species?
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: ggnl

Celebrity: Reanimated zombie-Reagan. It'd be Reagan Revolution all over again!

Ah, so no different than a wasteland inhabited by mindless zombies! good call ;)
 

zinfamous

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
What's with all the guys picking other guys to go with them? Everyone else is dead or a zombie, so what happens once it's all over? Think people!!

KT

because the thought of Mr.T driving me around in a M3A3 Bradley yelling I PITTY THE FOOL while mowing down zombies is hilarious

Is it too late to change my pick?
 

jjones

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Weapon: My Rock River Arms AR-15

Vehicle: 4x4 Chevy or Ford Truck

Celebrity: Charlton Heston (If he were still alive and in his prime)

How would you and Heston plan on re-populating the earth?

I don't know but if it ever happens, I think we can do without the call for pics.
 

TestedAcorn

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Weapon: SAW M249
Vehicle: M1A2 (with System Enhancement Package)
Celebrity: Either Bear Grylls or Les Stroud
 

hanoverphist

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couldnt it be two weapons, so at least both would be armed? if theres only one gun available, id pick michelle pfeiffer instead as a celeb.

Weapon:
riot shotgun with unlimited ammo
Car:
hummer 1 with unlimited gas
Celebrity:
rowdy roddy piper

 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Weapon: shotgun
Car: Bradley Fighting Vehicle
Celebrity: Sasha Grey

what's with all the Roseanna Barr love here?

i think she's single handedly bringing back the bush

oh and if the zombies are from a virus she's probably already got it



weapon: 1985 chicago bears
vehicle: superbowl shuffle
celebrity: mike ditka

Yeah but you know she's attractive, is in shape, puts out and swallows. I wouldn't call it a bush....I think 70's pRon when I think bush.

/shuffles on out/