Inbound Hurricane: What to do with my girlfriend

EyeMWing

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Meh, so I'm up here in my mountaintop fortress and she's down on the river with her bedroom not more than 10 feet from the banks. Her mother is being a stubborn beyawtch and refuses to leave. I'm already gonna head over there to pick up her computer (She's very protective of that thing - I built it) - should I grab her too?

In the past, she's had her room fvcked over about once a year by some hardcore rain, so I guess she's used to it. She hasn't hinted at all that she wants to spend a few days with me.
 

illusion88

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dude, this is an excuse to take her up to your place, cook for her, and get down the good old fashion way next to a fireplace (assuming you have one, a bed and a heater would suffice).
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
WTF kind of stupid question is that?

Yes, then you two can try to drown out the noise of the hurricane.

- M4H

Whoa. I never thought about it like that. Damn you M4H for pointing out my own shortsighted planning and not realizing that she is in fact my bitch.
 
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
WTF kind of stupid question is that?

Yes, then you two can try to drown out the noise of the hurricane.

- M4H

Whoa. I never thought about it like that. Damn you M4H for pointing out my own shortsighted planning and not realizing that she is in fact my bitch.

Horsesh!t. You're hers. :D

- M4H
 

ViRGE

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Either way you should grab her(if you get my drift), but if they're likely in the path of the Hurricane, and it routinely floods, then get them both out of there, ASAP. Flash floods can be very common with hurricanes.
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
WTF kind of stupid question is that?

Yes, then you two can try to drown out the noise of the hurricane.

- M4H

Whoa. I never thought about it like that. Damn you M4H for pointing out my own shortsighted planning and not realizing that she is in fact my bitch.

Horsesh!t. You're hers. :D

- M4H

No, she's mine, at least in that respect. I'm still on top. For the time being. Probably not after this weekend.
 
Jan 31, 2002
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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
WTF kind of stupid question is that?

Yes, then you two can try to drown out the noise of the hurricane.

- M4H

Whoa. I never thought about it like that. Damn you M4H for pointing out my own shortsighted planning and not realizing that she is in fact my bitch.

Horsesh!t. You're hers. :D

- M4H

No, she's mine, at least in that respect. I'm still on top. For the time being. Probably not after this weekend.

Sheesh. You have no idea to have fun, do you? :p

- M4H