Inane Rumors and Crazy Facts

snoogans

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Post some good stuff...true or not

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Heard there is Pig Semen in Snapple
Bannanas help relieve heart-burn
Jon Davis(KoRn) and Mark McGrath(Sugar Ray) shared some "quality" time
2 pounds of grime (hair, fingernails, food crumbs, etc...) end up under the keys in your keyboard after a year
 

ltk007

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<< Heard there is Pig Semen in Snapple >>


Awww, was that really necessary? I don't need to be thinking about that next time I down a snapple. Made from the best stuff on Earth my ass!
 

soup or man

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<< Bannanas help relieve heart-burn >>



bleh they kill me. i can't eat em without getting insane Heartburn. same with Watermelon.
 

Windogg

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Celine Dion, Shania Twain, and Jim Carrey are Canadian part of a conspiricy to win the hearts and minds of Americans (Denillfloss is a deep cover secret agent sent to seduce our Den Mother!!!!) for an invasion in 2005. Weapons and heavy equipment are smuggled in through &quot;sports equipment&quot; brought in by hockey players.

Windogg
 

kranky

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The Library of Congress used new accelerated aging tests to determine that the CD-Rs will only store data for about three years, not 100 years as originally claimed.

States that are issuing new license plates have incorporated barcodes only visible under infrared light, enabling police with special scanners to read license plates from much greater distances than before.

Scientists in Ecuador have come up with cheese that talks. As soon as they can develop an English-speaking variety, they will market it in packages that each say a different name. They expect huge sales to mothers who will buy cheese that says their child's name, eliminating the chance of stolen lunches at school.

Book publishers are about two years away from implementing technology that would use a mag stripe card to be able to charge for each time a book is read.

Microsoft is offering $100,000 to anyone who comes up with a good use for the SysRq key.

In order to make web address entry more accessible to the handicapped, the Democrats in Congress are proposing a bill to replace the colon after &quot;http&quot; with a dash. That will eliminate the need to use the Shift key when entering URLs.
 

snoogans

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-All the clocks in Pulp Fiction are stuck on 4:20
-Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleory
-The KGB found that feeding prisoners high-carb diets consisting of pasta, potatoes, and oatmeal made them more susceptible to brainwashing
-Porpoises in the wild regularly engage in group sex
 

Eli

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ROTFLMAO...

Kranky, which ones of those things are true? Besides the cheese one.. ;)
 

kranky

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Sorry, Eli, none of those are true (as far as I know!). Maybe someone else can do better. :)