In which battle did Napoleon die?

[SSSnail]

A -- his last.

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the very bottom of the page.


Q. The Colorado river flows in which state?
A. Liquid.

Q. What's the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage.

Q. If you throw a black stone in the Red Sea, what will it become?
A. Wet.

Q. How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. Never happen, you'll never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can you drop an egg onto a concrete flour without cracking it?
A. However you want, eggs can't crack concrete.

 

[AstroManLuca]

Napoleon didn't die in battle.

 

[Fritzo]

I think it was when Pedro stabbed him for being annoying.

 

[janas19]

I think it was when Pedro stabbed him for being annoying.

LOL!

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Is this a trick question?
He was exiled to Saint Helena, a remote island in the south Atlantic Ocean, where he remained until his death on May 5, 1821.

 

[darkewaffle]

concrete flour

yuck 🙁

 

[eits]

Napoleon didn't die in battle.

thought the same thing. he died in exile.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

A -- his last.

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the very bottom of the page.


Q. The Colorado river flows in which state?
A. Liquid.

Q. What's the main reason for divorce?
A. Marriage.

Q. If you throw a black stone in the Red Sea, what will it become?
A. Wet.

Q. How do you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. Never happen, you'll never find an elephant with one hand.

Q. How can you drop an egg onto a concrete flour without cracking it?
A. However you want, eggs can't crack concrete.

Q: Why did Australia get the criminals and the USA get the religious zealots ?
A: Australia was allowed to choose first

Q: How many libertarians does it take to stop a Panzer division ?
A: None, obviously market forces will take care of it.

Added some

 

[manimal]

died in ma belly

 

[dawp]

concrete flour

that what you use when you want to make some really hard bread.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

that what you use when you want to make some really hard bread.

you are setting yourself up eeeek😱

 

[Kantastic]

It took 500,000 Chinese men to build the Great Wall of China. How many Americans would it take to build the same wall?

No time at all, the wall is already built.

This was all over Facebook like 2 weeks ago.

 

[SSSnail]

Q. How do you set up a Facebook account?
A. You don't.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Q. How long does it take for a woman to have a orgasm?
A. Who gives a fuck

 

[lxskllr]

Added some

I like your first addition :^D

 

[Fritzo]

Q: How does Batman get Robin into the Batmobile?
A: He says "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

 

[Bateluer]

Is this a trick question?
He was exiled to Saint Helena, a remote island in the south Atlantic Ocean, where he remained until his death on May 5, 1821.

Arsenic poisoning, or somesuch, wasn't it? 😉

 

[Perknose]

I like your first addition :^D

I like both of them. They're much funnier than any of the OP's and are worth re-quoting:

Q: Why did Australia get the criminals and the USA get the religious zealots ?
A: Australia was allowed to choose first

Q: How many libertarians does it take to stop a Panzer division ?
A: None, obviously market forces will take care of it.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Arsenic poisoning, or somesuch, wasn't it? 😉

I dun know I do know he died in a farmhouse of Longwood, near Jamestown. But if it was poison, herpes or his stinky finger I dun know😀

 

[Gothgar]

I am hungry now for some reason

 

[MotF Bane]

Napoleon didn't die in battle.

Winrar.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

These I can remember from Usenet as you know they can talk a lot of crap on there

Q: Why couldn't Pythagoras get a car loan?
A: He couldn't find anyone to cosine

Q: Do you know what is the square root of 69 ?
A: Ate something (8.xxxxxxx....)

Q: How do you get holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.

Q: What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys ?
A: We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving !

Q: How do you play religious roulette ?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.


Q: Why did God put men on earth ?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

Q: What is the difference between a dog and a fox ?
A: About 5 drinks.

Q: How do you make a hormone ?
A: Don't pay her.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Alright, you got me. 10/10. FU.

 

[Perknose]

Is this a trick question?
He was exiled to Saint Helena, a remote island in the south Atlantic Ocean, where he remained until his death on May 5, 1821.

Arsenic poisoning, or somesuch, wasn't it? 😉

Well disputed as to whether he died of arsenic poisoning or stomach cancer, iirc.

Also, he was first exiled to the island of Elba, from which he escaped and returned to France and his "throne." He was subsequently defeated at Waterloo by Wellington and then exiled to St. Helena, where he eventually died.

 

[LiuKangBakinPie]

Well disputed as to whether he died of arsenic poisoning or stomach cancer, iirc.

Also, he was first exiled to the island of Elba, from which he escaped and returned to France and his "throne." He was subsequently defeated at Waterloo by Wellington and then exiled to St. Helena, where he eventually died.

I dun know I do know he died in a farmhouse of Longwood, near Jamestown. But if it was poison, herpes or his stinky finger I dun know😀

Yes we established that already