In what order do you wash your body parts...

[imported_Imp]

"Middle"
Top-down from neck.
Face
Hair

 

[MBrown]

Originally posted by: bignateyk

Originally posted by: michaelsslave

Originally posted by: bignateyk
Balls
Hair
Face
Arms
Balls
Legs
Balls
Feet
Back
Balls

you go balls THEN to fACE

Hey.. at least its not ass to mouth like davey

:laugh:

 

[Darwin333]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: Chryso
How do you reach your back?

I use something similar to http://www.amazon.com/Japanese...Scrubber/dp/B000EGN9DK and have a second one that I only use for my butt.

You actually have a special "butt scrubber" hanging in your shower?

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Steve
I take baths.

eeeeewwwww sicko

Wanna hug?

 

[PrinceofWands]

Fingernails first, then hands, then shampoo/conditioner items, then soap from the top down.

 

[Skacer]

I take 2 showers a day.

Morning Shower:
Let hot water wake me up
Wet hair
Shampoo Hair
Condition Hair
Wash Face
Get out

Afternoon Shower:
Wet Hair
Wet Body
Wash Hands, Chest, Arms, Legs, Feet, Back, Naughty Bits, Ass
Wash Face, Ears, Neck seperately
Rinse Hair again
Get out
Shave

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Always shampoo my hair first. Then I work my way down to my feet with my poof.

 

[Linflas]

Face and neck
Arms and torso
Legs and feet
Privates, taint, and backside area
Hair

 

[Skacer]

Originally posted by: Squisher
I live in the American Gardens building on West 81st street. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

Rofl, what is this from.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: jjones
For me:
penis and testicles
hair
testicles
face & neck
penis
left arm & shoulder
penis
front torso
penis
right arm & shoulder
penis and testicles
back
testicles
butt
penis and testicles
right leg & calf
testicles
left leg & calf
penis
left foot
testicles
right foot
penis and testicles

Were you the guy that didn't wash his hands after peeing because "You keep a clean penis"?

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Always shampoo my hair first. Then I work my way down to my feet with my poof.

Wow...if your poof reaches your feet you might want to consider waxing.

 

[Rocks7ar]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: Chryso
How do you reach your back?

I use something similar to http://www.amazon.com/Japanese...Scrubber/dp/B000EGN9DK and have a second one that I only use for my butt.

I hope they don't get mixed up...

 

[Rocks7ar]

Face
Arms
Breasts
Chest
Penis
Testicle
Vagina
Anus
Legs
Feet
Hair

 

[Linflas]

Originally posted by: Rocks7ar
Face
Arms
Breasts
Chest
Penis
Testicle
Vagina
Anus
Legs
Feet
Hair

So I guess "go fvck yourself" has a rather unique meaning to you? :beer:

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Always shampoo my hair first. Then I work my way down to my feet with my poof.

Wow...if your poof reaches your feet you might want to consider waxing.

lol
A poof to me is one of those poofy sponge things. :-D
That was funny though.

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: Rocks7ar
Face
Arms
Breasts
Chest
Penis
Testicle
Vagina
Anus
Legs
Feet
Hair

So I guess "go fvck yourself" has a rather unique meaning to you? :beer:

Same order he kisses his mom

 

[ViviTheMage]

all at once

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones

Originally posted by: Linflas

Originally posted by: Rocks7ar
Face
Arms
Breasts
Chest
Penis
Testicle
Vagina
Anus
Legs
Feet
Hair

So I guess "go fvck yourself" has a rather unique meaning to you? :beer:

Same order he kisses his mom

:laugh:

pwned.

 

[MotionMan]

Hair
Rinse hair
Left foot
Left lower leg
Left upper leg
Junk
Right foot
Right lower leg
Right upper leg
Junk again (for lather)
Stomach area
Chest
Left lower arm
Left upper arm
Left shoulder
Left pit area
Right lower arm
Right upper arm
Right shoulder
Right pit area
Face
Neck
Rinse body
Backside
Rinse backside
Re-rinse hair, body and backside

I never deviate. I get confused if I do (man, am I weird).

I just realized that I do not specifically wash my back. I guess it sort of takes care of itself during the rinses.

MotionMan

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: Chryso
How do you reach your back?

I use something similar to http://www.amazon.com/Japanese...Scrubber/dp/B000EGN9DK and have a second one that I only use for my butt.

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
Poor quality, January 7, 2007
By J. L. Dudycha - See all my reviews
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Poor quality construction -- the bristles on mine started falling apart on the first use. Plus, it was much rougher than something like loofah. You might as well tie a couple of shoestrings on a dog brush and use that.