In the Windy City, prostitutes sleep with police more often than get arrested by them

laFiera

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Not only do they get to wear cool darth vader outfits, but i guess cops now get cool benefits too! :)
http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/node/7582

Street prostitution yields an average wage of $27 an hour, hardly worth it considering the extraordinary occupational hazards.

What's particularly interesting is the authors' section on bargaining and the law. They estimate that roughly 3 percent of all tricks performed by prostitutes who aren't working with pimps are freebies given to police to avoid arrest.
 

jonks

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Yet girls at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada
1) make more
2) are tested for drugs and STDs weekly
3) enforce condom use
4) are protected by their employer and police from rough clientele
5) can say NO
6) probably save marriages
7) CHOOSE the profession instead of being forced into it

Prohibition FTW once again
 

laFiera

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Originally posted by: sirjonk
Yet girls at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada
1) make more
2) are tested for drugs and STDs weekly
3) enforce condom use
4) are protected by their employer and police from rough clientele
5) can say NO
6) probably save marriages
7) CHOOSE the profession instead of being forced into it

Prohibition FTW once again

dayum.....you seem to know your stuff about the bunny ranch....
with 27/hour, these gals can fly southwest down to nevada! I guess they lack entrepreneurial skillz
 
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The Bunny Ranch? That's right next door to the (Get your) Chicken (choked) Ranch, right?

Maybe a group of us entrepreneurial types oughta get together, pool our resources, and open up our own legal brothel in Nevada.
 

teclis1023

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Originally posted by: sirjonk
Yet girls at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada
1) make more
2) are tested for drugs and STDs weekly
3) enforce condom use
4) are protected by their employer and police from rough clientele
5) can say NO
6) probably save marriages
7) CHOOSE the profession instead of being forced into it

Prohibition FTW once again

::looks around::

Where have YOU been lately, Mr. Jonk?
 

alchemize

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Originally posted by: sirjonk
Yet girls at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada
1) make more
2) are tested for drugs and STDs weekly
3) enforce condom use
4) are protected by their employer and police from rough clientele
5) can say NO
6) probably save marriages
7) CHOOSE the profession instead of being forced into it

Prohibition FTW once again

Well, the bunny ranch attracts a bit higher class customers as well as providers. What's a crack whore supposed to do?
 

jonks

Lifer
Feb 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: teclis1023
Originally posted by: sirjonk
Yet girls at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada
1) make more
2) are tested for drugs and STDs weekly
3) enforce condom use
4) are protected by their employer and police from rough clientele
5) can say NO
6) probably save marriages
7) CHOOSE the profession instead of being forced into it

Prohibition FTW once again

::looks around::

Where have YOU been lately, Mr. Jonk?

Watching Cathouse on HBO. DUH!
 

jonks

Lifer
Feb 7, 2005
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Originally posted by: alchemize
Originally posted by: sirjonk
Yet girls at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada
1) make more
2) are tested for drugs and STDs weekly
3) enforce condom use
4) are protected by their employer and police from rough clientele
5) can say NO
6) probably save marriages
7) CHOOSE the profession instead of being forced into it

Prohibition FTW once again

Well, the bunny ranch attracts a bit higher class customers as well as providers. What's a crack whore supposed to do?

In a free market there would obviously be brothels catering to customers of different incomes. Of course even the bargain basement whores would still have to be drug tested, mostly to protect against spreading disease. There will always be poor folks on crack but if you can get your rocks off legally, even at a "low cost buy one whore get your second whore free 0% financing" then the crack whores would probably have to just stick to stealing. But since some women are made into whores and take drugs to cope with the shitfest that is their life, legalizing prostitution would cull a good amount of the crack whores out.

<<-- Quite happy with my gf thanks! ;0
 

1EZduzit

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Originally posted by: teclis1023
Originally posted by: sirjonk
Yet girls at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada
1) make more
2) are tested for drugs and STDs weekly
3) enforce condom use
4) are protected by their employer and police from rough clientele
5) can say NO
6) probably save marriages
7) CHOOSE the profession instead of being forced into it

Prohibition FTW once again

::looks around::

Where have YOU been lately, Mr. Jonk?

Maybe he's a cop in Las Vegas?? ;)

 

alchemize

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Originally posted by: sirjonk
Originally posted by: alchemize
Originally posted by: sirjonk
Yet girls at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada
1) make more
2) are tested for drugs and STDs weekly
3) enforce condom use
4) are protected by their employer and police from rough clientele
5) can say NO
6) probably save marriages
7) CHOOSE the profession instead of being forced into it

Prohibition FTW once again

Well, the bunny ranch attracts a bit higher class customers as well as providers. What's a crack whore supposed to do?

In a free market there would obviously be brothels catering to customers of different incomes. Of course even the bargain basement whores would still have to be drug tested, mostly to protect against spreading disease. There will always be poor folks on crack but if you can get your rocks off legally, even at a "low cost buy one whore get your second whore free 0% financing" then the crack whores would probably have to just stick to stealing. But since some women are made into whores and take drugs to cope with the shitfest that is their life, legalizing prostitution would cull a good amount of the crack whores out.

<<-- Quite happy with my gf thanks! ;0

My plan for getting rich once prostitution is legalized...

Combine "payday loan" centers with crack whore brothels.