Brutuskend
Lifer
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in Denver's City Park when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Avalanche Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not an Avalanche Fan," the little boy replies.
"Sorry but since we're in Denver, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Broncos Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Broncos fan either," the boy says. "Oh, I assumed everyone in Denver was either for the Broncos or Avalanche. What team do you root for," the reporter asked?
"I'm a Chiefs fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard From Kansas City Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Thinking quickly the other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Avalanche Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not an Avalanche Fan," the little boy replies.
"Sorry but since we're in Denver, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts writing again.
"Broncos Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his notebook.
"I'm not a Broncos fan either," the boy says. "Oh, I assumed everyone in Denver was either for the Broncos or Avalanche. What team do you root for," the reporter asked?
"I'm a Chiefs fan," the boy replies.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
"Little Bastard From Kansas City Kills Beloved Family Pet."
