in the morning if my face is puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing my crunches... I can do a thousand now.

[Turkish]

:thumbsup:

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: The Boss
:thumbsup:

Topic Title: in the morning if my face is puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing my crunches... I can do a thousand now.
Topic Summary:
Created On: 06/10/2005 04:54 PM

Huh/./???

 

[Bootprint]

Water Retention and that time of the month will do that.

 

[miketheidiot]

you can do a thousand crunches?

 

[Nikamichi]

Whatever happened to your cat? She was cute.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

you need some midol.

 

[Turkish]

I guess none of you guys saw American Psycho before?

 

[stinger25]

I simply am not there...

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: The Boss
I guess none of you guys saw American Psycho before?

nope

 

[Nomada]

Your Left or mine? I think most people look better with puffy face.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: miketheidiot
you can do a thousand crunches?

I think he meant that he can eat a thousand Nestle Crunchs.

 

[ironcrotch]

wtf a thousand, i just do 4 sets of 20. i have abs of steel, kinda.

 

[imported_Mike]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: The Boss
I guess none of you guys saw American Psycho before?

nope

I have, but there is already a thread about movie quotes so WTF are you doing?

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: ironcrotch
wtf a thousand, i just do 4 sets of 20. i have abs of steel, kinda.

meh.. i do 4 sets of 250

 

[Wallydraigle]

You have no chance to survive make your time.

 

[b0mbrman]

"Feed me a stray cat!"

I think I won

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: b0mbrman
"Feed me a stray cat!"

I think I won

i think it was "Feed me a kitten"

 

[Locut0s]

Originally posted by: The Boss
I guess none of you guys saw American Psycho before?

So you're an axe murderer too?

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Locut0s

Originally posted by: The Boss
I guess none of you guys saw American Psycho before?

So you're an axe murderer too?

Yeah, I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

 

[Turkish]

Here's the whole confession. Patrick Bateman is a pretty fvcked up guy

"Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old fagg0t with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

 

[Platypus]

<--

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: The Boss
Here's the whole confession. Patrick Bateman is a pretty fvcked up guy

"Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old fagg0t with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

Yeah that was quite a movie, wish I lived like him.. without the craziness and all.

 

[Slacker]

Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

Paul Allen: They're OK.

Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83,I think they really came into their own, commercial and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consimante professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humour.

Paul Allen: Hey Halberstram.

Patrick Bateman: Yes, Allen?

Paul Allen: Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something?

Patrick Bateman: No, Allen.

Paul Allen: Is that a rain coat?

Patrick Bateman: Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
raises axe above head

Patrick Bateman: Hey Paul!
he bashes Allen in the head with the axe, and blood splatters over him

Patrick Bateman: TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUGGING STUPID BASTARD! YOU, FUGGING BASTARD!

:thumbsup::laugh:

 

[BigPoppa]

I have to return some video tapes.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
I have to return some video tapes.

that seriously is the only thing i didn't understand... does it have any significance or does he just uses that same excuse for everything (the excuse that most people used in the 80s as this movie represents the 80s lifestyle on wall street?)