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In the history of the earth, has there ever been....

rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
a cat that is not an asshole?

I have 2 cats. One is still technically a kitten, but he is huge. The other is old and lazy. The kitten insists on following the old cat around and she doesn't like that. So we have about 175 cat fights a day in my house. They especially can't seem to agree on sleeping arrangements at night, so 3-4am is Wrestlemania.

THEN...I bought those sifting litter box liners to make it easier to clean out their litter boxes. But no...the little asshole cat likes to play with them. He bunches the bags up into the middle of the box and then pees all over the bags.

Blah
 
here's what you do, get another cat and keep it for a month

then you find someone to take the 3rd cat away

after the shitstorms that would brew with 3 cats, the little quibbles between the 2 that are left will seem like nothing
 
Fritzo said:
Scientifically proven cats are jerks:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/s...never-evolved-to-care-says-study-8966580.html
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Those scientists need to come to my house. Even the feral cats come when my wife calls them.

People actively try to train dogs. That is why dogs behave as they do. People just plop a cat in the house and think that is that.

My cat will sit, stay, come, and 'play dead'. She might not respond as readily as a dog (takes a few tries) but she does respond.
 
Asshole? I guess I've never had one that was an asshole. Annoying as all hell, yes. We had a cat we named "cuddles" because that's all she wanted to do. All the time. Every day. It got annoying fast.
 
my boyfriend's cat is the sweetest one I've ever met. he spends most of the day asleep and he's a total lap cat, so he'll gladly just sleep in your lap and purr away if you let him.

but every once in awhile, he'll poop in the shower.

so no. every cat is an asshole. :colbert:
 
My girl is an expert at geometry. She expertly analyzes my bed, and makes sure that she takes up all the room with her 1^2' body, no matter where she lays down. I'm always adjusting myself to keep from disturbing the cat :^S
 
What are the odds that every cat you've come in contact with has been an asshole, versus just you being the asshole? 😛
 
GagHalfrunt said:
Yes, clearly that's true, but why? Are violent sociopaths genetically predisposed to want to get cats or do cats turn people into violent sociopaths?
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Cats turn people. Look up Toxoplasma Gondii. Cat people have brains infected by parasites that screw with their behavior. 😱
 
My sister has a cat that behaves like a dog.

If you get near her she'll flop over and expose her belly to be rubbed.
 
Nintendesert said:
Cats turn people. Look up Toxoplasma Gondii. Cat people have brains infected by parasites that screw with their behavior. 😱
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