In space, no one can hear you scream...

[dennilfloss]

Kinda makes lovemaking a little less fun in that locale, particularly if you rupture your mate's protective covering and make her instantly frigid! Who wants to dock with a frosty? And what if a tiny alien bursts from her belly while you're doing the spacenasty? Kinda kills the mood, wouldn't you say?

Me thinks I'll rent Lust In Space tomorrow!

Life Is But A Dream (The Classic)

 

[WombatWoman]

Hmm. Just how cold is in Ottawa, I wonder? I think Denis has suffered a brainfreeze.

 

[GreenBeret]

as DAM would say

"DAM (no air)"

 

[WombatWoman]

Paulson, a better title than "Den Father" might be "Alpha Wolf."

 

[GreenBeret]

Eh... you missed that one while you were taking a break.

 

[GreenBeret]

hmm... Alpha Wombat perhaps? I have no idea what a wombat actually is, mind you...

 

[Windogg]

<< Paulson, a better title than &quot;Den Father&quot; might be &quot;Alpha Wolf.&quot; >>

Well I am the Alpha Female and I walk up and piss on his leg.

Windogg

 

[dennilfloss]

Looks like the Alpha Female needs some Depends. At least she didn't try to hump my leg.

Anyway, she doesn't have a leg to stand on.



The Flame And The Moth (Orleans)

 

[Mday]

you put piss in my vinegar....

you put vinegar in my piss....

--

I say FlUsH

 

[etech]

In space, no one can hear you scream...

Turn the damn radio back on.

 

[UG]

<... particularly if you rupture your mate's protective covering...>

Ummm, spacesuits are zipperless for a reason. Only vanity would have you carnally circumvent an airlock...

Space: the ultimate vacuum pump enlarging device.