In Soviet Union, Review Watches You!

[Deeko]

I love the simpsons.

Abe: Tennessee Ernie Ford? I know you're dead!
Ford: No, you just think I'm dead.
Abe: No, you're dead, I was your biggest fan, I clipped your obituary.
Ford: (reads and gasps, turns to dust)

 

[blackdogdeek]

apu: i was known as the fifth beatle
paul: um yeah

 

[ElFenix]

worst episode ever

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
worst episode ever

meh, it had a weak story line, but some great one-liners.

 

[blackdogdeek]

homer(picking up lisa's saxophone and placing mouthpiece in mouth): saxomophone saxomophone

 

[Deeko]

hehe this is a good one too.

"cool, japanimatin!"

 

[Deeko]

Was that cat just making out with that mouse? cuz if they were.....

 

[Deeko]

so, does he still work here or what?

 

[Deeko]

Hello marge.
hi homie.
sign this please.
youre the boss
daddy, ask the man for some candy
well, at least get some candy for yourself.
heheh, kids
yes...i see that its in bill form. excellent.

 

[Deeko]

i hope plunging means up and 75 means 200!

 

[Deeko]

where'd that rat come from?
he must have brought it in iwht him.

 

[Deeko]

we could remove the crayon for you. it could vastly improve your brain power. or it could possibly kill you.
hmm...increase my killing power eh? lets do it!

 

[Deeko]

i was working on a flat tax proposal, and i accidentally proved theres no god.