In Soviet Russia, you teach professor!

[robothouse77]

c'mon, you know you want to!

in Soviet Russia, wife and kids have you! (stolen from someone on this board)

 

[sygyzy]

This thread sucks. How is this even funny anymore? When a joke is applied to every single application, it's funny. Look, I'll start.

In Soviet Russia, cake bakes you!
In Soviet Russia, FuseTalk posts on you!
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

In Soviet Russia, they laugh at dumb Americans. Uh oh..

Edit: I meant to say it is "not" funny. Sorry.

 

[robothouse77]

Originally posted by: sygyzy
This thread sucks. How is this even funny anymore? When a joke is applied to every single application, it's funny. Look, I'll start.

In Soviet Russia, cake bakes you!
In Soviet Russia, FuseTalk posts on you!
In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

In Soviet Russia, they laugh at dumb Americans. Uh oh..

lol

 

[PurdueRy]

In Soviet Russia you people wouldn't be making stupid Soviet Russia "jokes"

 

[RedRooster]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks himself. We call this phenomenon a Black Hole.

 

[Howard]

You would be kicking him, not him kicking you. Way to fail at making fun of Soviet Russia.

 

[JLGatsby]

In Soviet Russia, message boards troll you!

 

[robothouse77]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
In Soviet Russia, message boards troll you!

:thumbsup:

 

[DnetMHZ]

In Soviet Russia, Threads lock Mods.

 

[JulesMaximus]

In Soviet Russia, thread locks you!

 

[Fenixgoon]

In Soviet Russia, intarweb googles you!

 

[BW86]

In Soviet Russia, the computer turns you on.

 

[sswingle]

In Soviet Russia, MP3s download you.

 

[sao123]

in soviet russia, the snow shovels you

 

[Literati]

OK MY TURN

IN SOVIET RUSSIA VODKA GETS YOU DRUNK!

 

[tikwanleap]

Originally posted by: Literati
OK MY TURN

IN SOVIET RUSSIA VODKA GETS YOU DRUNK!

no no no... it's:

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!

 

[Literati]

Oh ok!

hmm let me give this another go...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WEAR COATS BECAUSE ITS COLD AS SH!T!!!!

 

[Literati]

That was fun!!!!!

 

[tikwanleap]

Originally posted by: Literati
Oh ok!

hmm let me give this another go...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WEAR COATS BECAUSE ITS COLD AS SH!T!!!!

wtf. LOL

 

[JLGatsby]

In Soviet Russia, American Pie penetrates you!

Sorry, I hate that movie, but I thought a joke about it would be funny.

 

[tikwanleap]

Originally posted by: tikwanleap

Originally posted by: Literati
Oh ok!

hmm let me give this another go...

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, YOU WEAR COATS BECAUSE ITS COLD AS SH!T!!!!

wtf. LOL

In Soviet Russia, coats wear you because its cold as sh!t !!!!

 

[Literati]

In Soviet Russia, poop you!

 

[AnyMal]

In Soviet Russia condom wears you for protection

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: AnyMal
In Soviet Russia condom wears you for protection

LMAO :thumbsup:

 

[hypn0tik]

In Soviet Russia, AnandTech Moderator bans you!