In Soviet Russia, the Mafia murders you! (Russian Lawmaker cemented in barrel)

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SunnyD

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Wait, wut? :confused:

This is pure classic mafia right here folks...

MOSCOW (AP) — The body of a Russian lawmaker was found cemented in a barrel, and a former government official has been accused of ordering the killing over an $80 million debt, officials said Monday.

Mikhail Pakhomov, 37, went missing last week. He was a member of the local legislature in Lipetsk, a city some 350 kilometers (some 215 miles) south of Moscow. He was last seen last Tuesday when three unidentified men pushed him into a car outside a restaurant in Lipetsk and drove away.

Russia's Investigative Committee says several suspects were detained, and that authorities found Pakhomov's badly beaten body in a barrel of cement in a garage.

Russian television stations aired footage provided by police that showed a fragment of a barrel, pieces of concrete and officers carrying what appeared to be Pakhomov's body on a stretcher and loading it into a vehicle.


The Investigative Committee said Yevgeny Kharitonov is being held on suspicion of ordering the killing of Pakhomov, allegedly over the $80 million debt. Kharitonov is a former deputy minister for communal services in the Moscow region's provincial government.

The committee's spokesman, Vladimir Markin, said that one of the detained suspects told investigators that Kharitonov had told them that he had to recover the debt to advance his career.

"For Kharitonov, career was the main priority," Markin said in a statement.
Russian news reports said Kharitonov was detained by police at Moscow's Sheremetyevo airport while preparing to board a flight to the southern city of Krasnodar.

It wasn't immediately clear if Kharitonov had retained a lawyer.

That's one way to cement your place in history, right?
 

Theb

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The joke is supposed to be that things happen backwards in Russia. See like this:

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Gibsons

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80 million dollar debt? How does it get that far, wouldn't they have killed him somewhere around 1 million?
 

Jadow

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80 million dollar debt? How does it get that far, wouldn't they have killed him somewhere around 1 million?

probably lost a bet in street fighter 2 then kept trying to go double or nothing.

That's how I got 4 mll in debt
 

Gintaras

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Isn't that typically what the mob does, is kill people?

There are 3 Mafias:

-Organized Religion - lives on donations, don't pay taxes...Just one organized religion is not happy about another organized religion - they don't fight themselves, politicians are on "their hook"

-Organized Political Mafia - Governments, that people elect. Live on "taxes" - legal racket...don't give a damn about those, who did elect them - usually idiots...
Political Mafias are in control of a lot of weapons(incl. Mass Destruction - nuclear), have "legal" armies...etc...
Be aware, you taxes(racket) doesn't mean nothing to them, they won't lift a finger if something happens to you: someone steals money, hurts you, rapes you...
Very corrupted Mafia...Imagine, what would have happened to Bernie Maddoff, if not for Political Mafia...prolly would be found drown in a puddle...
Can kill in millions(Hitler, Stalin), thousands - let's say, Jorge Boosh in Iraq responsible for killing over 100,000 innocent people...
Political Mafia could "take out" unwanted Mafia members...sometimes by killing them or, as on The News: commited suicide...remember Clinton's friend Vince Foster?

Mafia - as in news...They do tax people, usually businesses...They are unwanted by "legal" Political Mafia...
But, italian, russian or any other Mafias...they do stand FIRMLY behind those, who pay "taxes" to them - who they're "racketeering"...You can mess with them like you can mess with institutions of Political Mafia - banks, credit cards...etc...

And to finish to all I've typed on this post:

NOT EVERYTHING, WHAT'S LEGAL - IS MORAL, NOT EVERYTHING, WHAT'S ILLEGAL - IS IMMORAL...
 

Gibsons

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There are 3 Mafias:

-Organized Religion - lives on donations, don't pay taxes...Just one organized religion is not happy about another organized religion - they don't fight themselves, politicians are on "their hook"

-Organized Political Mafia - Governments, that people elect. Live on "taxes" - legal racket...don't give a damn about those, who did elect them - usually idiots...
Political Mafias are in control of a lot of weapons(incl. Mass Destruction - nuclear), have "legal" armies...etc...
Be aware, you taxes(racket) doesn't mean nothing to them, they won't lift a finger if something happens to you: someone steals money, hurts you, rapes you...
Very corrupted Mafia...Imagine, what would have happened to Bernie Maddoff, if not for Political Mafia...prolly would be found drown in a puddle...
Can kill in millions(Hitler, Stalin), thousands - let's say, Jorge Boosh in Iraq responsible for killing over 100,000 innocent people...
Political Mafia could "take out" unwanted Mafia members...sometimes by killing them or, as on The News: commited suicide...remember Clinton's friend Vince Foster?

Mafia - as in news...They do tax people, usually businesses...They are unwanted by "legal" Political Mafia...
But, italian, russian or any other Mafias...they do stand FIRMLY behind those, who pay "taxes" to them - who they're "racketeering"...You can mess with them like you can mess with institutions of Political Mafia - banks, credit cards...etc...

And to finish to all I've typed on this post:

NOT EVERYTHING, WHAT'S LEGAL - IS MORAL, NOT EVERYTHING, WHAT'S ILLEGAL - IS IMMORAL...

okay
 
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