In some mythologies, it is said

[darkxshade]

So by extension, could it be then that the big bang is the result of an orgasmic fapping of god? And the expansion of the universe is nothing but the cosmic spew of gods jizz? Is there gravity in gods realm? What will happen to us once we hit the proverbial floor? What if god steps on us, slips and fall... who will take care of him then?

Ok I'm off to lunch but I've been pondering this all morning. I seek your enlightenment.

 

[TehMac]

Some religions have said as much.

Egyptian myth, for one.

 

[Kadarin]

It makes about as much logical sense as this...

 

[MotF Bane]

If rain is the result of a god crying, then somewhere over the northeast, there's a god who forgot their anti-depressants.

 

[seemingly random]

Which god?

 

[AreaCode707]

Hey darkxshade, Arcadio got into your AT account. Serious post.

 

[KB]

and acid rain is god peeing?

 

[CrackRabbit]

Ahhh now I understand why the PNW is so rainy, god is just being emo.

 

[her209]

What is a volcano eruption? Explosive diarrhea?

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: her209
What is a volcano eruption? Explosive diarrhea?

or a monster O.

 

[BrokenVisage]

"Angels must be bowling again.."

 

[ballmode]

i love science

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: darkxshade
So by extension, could it be then that the big bang is the result of an orgasmic fapping of god?

wait, your teacher didn't present that theory as a plausible alternative explanation for creation in science class? you must have gone to public school. seperation of church and state completely denies you access to critical facts doesn't it.

 

[darkxshade]

So I guess everyone agrees? In the grand scheme of things, we are but a stain in gods pants. That would explain why he never answer our prayers.