in remembrance of John0394

[robothouse77]

R.I.P.

 

[Amused]

Some things are better forgotten.

 

[KK]

what a great piece of ass he was

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

What did he do? (Other then creating a thread with the name "1")

 

[cjgallen]

HAHA, good times.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Big John0394

Every morning at the forum, you could see him arrive.
He stood 5 foot 8, weighed 145.
Kind of skinny at the shoulders, narrow at the hip.
And everybody knew you didn't give a crap about Big John0394.

Big John0394
Big John0394
Big Bad John0394
Big John0394

Nobody seemed to know where John0394 called home
He just drifted into ATOT and stayed all alone.
He didn't say much, just one number at a time
And if you spoke at all, you'd just said "go to hell" to Big John0394
Somebody said he came from some other board,
Where he got into a fight over a some graphics card.
And a click and a clink from his badass keyboard,
Pissed off some mod and he posted no more.

Big John0394
Big John0394
Big bad John0394
Big John0394

Then came the day when the numbers started to fly,
when John0394 snapped and n00bs started crying.
Minors were praying, and hearts beat fast
and everybody thought he had neffed his last
cept' John0394.
Through the YAGT and the YACT of this man made hell,
walked a god among nefs whom ATOT knew well.
He posted more and more numbers, posted every one,
and like a dork among dorks he'll die alone, Big John0394

Big John0394
Big John0394
Big Bad John0394
Big John0394

And with all of his strength, he gave a mighty nef.
Then a lamer yelled out, "WTF?".
And 20 kiddies whined about him not being gone
now theres only one nef to ban, Big John0394.
With PMs, and bitching they tried to find a mod,
then came that rumble way down in the sod.
And as smoke and gas belched out of the Bat Cave,
everybody knew it was a well deserved grave, for Big John0394.

Big John0394
Big John0394
Big Bad John0394
Big John0394

Now they ought to close down that wortheless pit,
but they just make too much damn mula off of it.
Because of the kiddies, this we know,
'These boards have gone from suck to blow, Big John0394'

Big John0394
Big John0394
Big Bad John0394
Big John0394.

 

[robothouse77]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
What did he do? (Other then creating a thread with the name "1")

oh man. search for articles posted by him, then look when they were posted

 

[KK]

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
What did he do? (Other then creating a thread with the name "1")

posting threads starting with numbers such as 111111111111, 222222222222, 3333333333 and so on.

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: jewno

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
What did he do? (Other then creating a thread with the name "1")

posting threads starting with numbers such as 111111111111, 222222222222, 3333333333 and so on.

Thats an understatement. He posted an entire page full of threads with numbers, and single handedly took down ATOT for a good 30 minutes atleast... maybe longer.

 

[cjgallen]

Unban John0394 :|

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Originally posted by: robothouse77

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
What did he do? (Other then creating a thread with the name "1")

oh man. search for articles posted by him, then look when they were posted

:shocked:

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: jewno

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
What did he do? (Other then creating a thread with the name "1")

posting threads starting with numbers such as 111111111111, 222222222222, 3333333333 and so on.

Thats an understatement. He posted an entire page full of threads with numbers, and single handedly took down ATOT for a good 30 minutes atleast... maybe longer.

Yes, he is a legend. His time was cut short, but when he arises you humans may not be so lucky.

 

[robothouse77]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: jewno

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe
What did he do? (Other then creating a thread with the name "1")

posting threads starting with numbers such as 111111111111, 222222222222, 3333333333 and so on.

Thats an understatement. He posted an entire page full of threads with numbers, and single handedly took down ATOT for a good 30 minutes atleast... maybe longer.

it really sucked when the numbers were so long that it made the page wider...

 

[yankeesfan]

Jessica was better.

 

[Pepsei]

so, why is he still here?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: KK
what an asshat he was

Fixed

 

[robothouse77]

nm

 

[cjgallen]

Originally posted by: yankeesfan
Jessica was better.

I :heart: Jessica

 

[Reckoner]

I miss him already! ::tears flow from my eyes::

 

[BrokenVisage]

Don't forget about Jessica.. I think the two of them were made for each other.