In regard to male nipple chafing

[RedRooster]

What would be the cons of having your nipples surgically removed, other than looking like a weirdo with your shirt off?
I just realized that chafing during workouts and sports is a concern, and doing away with that inconvenience would make life a lot easier. Not to mention the rare but painful nipple cuts while trimming that area with a razor.

Man, these things are useless!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Just put suction cups over them.

 

[LOL_Wut_Axel]

What would be the cons of having your nipples surgically removed, other than looking like a weirdo with your shirt off?
I just realized that chafing during workouts and sports is a concern, and doing away with that inconvenience would make life a lot easier. Not to mention the rare but painful nipple cuts while trimming that area with a razor.

Man, these things are useless!

Wat.

D:

 

[Demo24]

You shave your chest

 

[lxskllr]

Bandaids are easy and cheap. I used to get chafed nipples in the winter when I wore overalls. Bandaids fixed it.

 

[IronWing]

I wouldn't be too concerned about looking like a weirdo.

 

[Squisher]

Like tits on a bull.

 

[IronWing]

Third date:
"Um, baby, what happened to your nipples?"

 

[schneiderguy]

Uhh I've never had problems with nipple chafing D:

 

[RedRooster]

But what do they do? Do you need them to sweat or evacuate fluids of some sort? They really are, tits on a bull.

 

[IronWing]

Uhh I've never had problems with nipple chafing D:

The caved-in chest shields them from harm.

 

[mnewsham]

http://blog.oregonlive.com/runoregon/2008/12/chafing4.JPG

Ow...

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

This thread is weird.

 

[lxskllr]

But what do they do? Do you need them to sweat or evacuate fluids of some sort? They really are, tits on a bull.

They don't do anything. They were never deleted in the female-male transformation. It's like uninstalling Adobe, but still having their horse shit left in the registry :^D

 

[RedRooster]

This poor gentleman probably doesn't enjoy sports
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I2j2VVNXosc/TAhTUYZdikI/AAAAAAAAB3Y/QdJwEYO-0Uc/s320/manboobs.jpg NotReallySFW

 

[IronWing]

Call for mod to remove that ^^^^.

 

[Ruptga]

You could probably have them frozen off, like warts, though the results of that might be worse than the occasional case of runner's nipple.

 

[IronWing]

NotReallySFW

Oh, it was probably safe for work, it's just totally gross.

 

[Balt]

Just cover them with tape.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Just cover them with tape.

I was going to say that at first, but then I remembered the dozen-odd nipple hairs I have... D:

 

[Capt Caveman]

Band-aids
Petroleum jelly
Bodyglide or some other Anti-Chafe product

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

They don't do anything. They were never deleted in the female-male transformation. It's like uninstalling Adobe, but still having their horse shit left in the registry :^D

Not quite. It's more like installing Adobe, but deleting all the shortcuts for it.

 

[OutHouse]

http://blog.oregonlive.com/runoregon/2008/12/chafing4.JPG

Ow...

Fake. the blood on his shirt would not pattern like that especially while running

 

[brblx]

'shit hurts. the kind of fabric makes a big diff. as well as quantity.

i had work shirts once that only had one chest pocket, for some reason or another. it made my left nipple bleed (the pocketless side) all the time. wonderful.

 

[moshquerade]

What would be the cons of having your nipples surgically removed, other than looking like a weirdo with your shirt off?
I just realized that chafing during workouts and sports is a concern, and doing away with that inconvenience would make life a lot easier. Not to mention the rare but painful nipple cuts while trimming that area with a razor.

Man, these things are useless!

Then your scars would chafe.

and besides, men's nipples aren't exactly useless. :whiste: