NFS4
No Lifer
HAHA, I can't get enough. I had to get on Google to search for everything and all related to 1942. I found a GameSpot preview dated June 14th which in turn had me rolling out of my swivel chair onto the floor. Man, I can't wait to get this game 😀
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Perching inside a bunker, my soldier peering out of its only window, I could fire round after round of anti-tank shell at aggressive armor with little reprisal. The erratic movements of the steel beast's driver made aiming for the top mounted machinegunner nearly impossible, and the small opening from which I dished out death made it truly impossible for the hapless driver to place a round into my hole. But that didn't stop his friend in a much larger, much more ominous German tank from sneaking up from behind, stopping directly in front of the doorway, and pivoting the turret so that its end was actually inside the room. I lived just long enough to turn and see a bright flash of light come from the barrel. Beaten, I still found myself gleefully applauding.
But I got mine.
Wake Island is where Ivan dominates. A cove with a massive bay in the middle and two Japanese vessels just off the coast, this is the level where I single-handedly fended off some five opponents on the other team and maintained a sizable lead and well controlled dominance throughout the entire match. It's the shoes...and the skill. After a good five minutes of being annihilated by my tank rounds and helplessly plummeting to their deaths into the sea, the server was finally shutdown. Losing to a single man must have been too much to bear.
But I couldn't blame them for abruptly stopping things. The pasting they received from me at every single turn must have transcended embarrassment. First there was me shooting down every one of their planes that launched from the carrier by inhabiting the nearby destroyer and its immensely powerful, but deceptively hard to manage deck guns. Then there was me assaulting some hiding troops at the base of a hill by flying down it in a tank that constantly gained speed. Running over a few of them, and then quickly switching by way of a simple key depression to the top mounted machinegun was fun, but not as fun as shooting the mass of cowards in the back as they ran for cover.
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Then of course was the greatest of all encounters. It seems that after losing a dozen or so planes to my precise and unforgiving aim, the anonymous Internet men that comprised the Japanese army decided to forego flying and instead pile into a landing craft. I got brave. Instead of mowing them all down as they piled onto the boat, I too jumped in unnoticed and manned the stationary machinegun attached to it. Patiently, I waited as the driver of the boat headed toward shore. I imagine they had carefully laid out this plan for sometime.
"We'll all get on the boat and waylay that fool, yo. Hahaha, he'll never know what hit him. We're so l33t."
Well, things didn't quite work out as they had planned. As soon as the boat hit the sandy Pacific beaches of this island and the troops began to file out, I began to open fire. Running away from a machinegun turret that no one even knew was manned as it's firing round after round at pointblank range isn't the best way to stay alive. Even the driver of the boat (idiot, as I like to call him), jumped out after all of his buddies were turned into corpses and tried futilely to help them. He too met an untimely end.
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