In my fantasy, how would White House & media react is this happened?

[Zeze]

I don't quite think this belongs in politics sub.

On Tuesday, Biden brought up the lewd comments Trump made in an Access Hollywood tape that resurfaced during the 2016 presidential campaign.

“A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it,’” Biden said. “They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said ‘No.’ I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.’”


And, because Biden couldn’t help himself: “I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life. I’m a pretty damn good athlete. Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest SOB in the room.”

What would happen if...

1. Biden meets Trump in white house, then Biden just starts laying it down- he is able to land a solid 3-4 backhand slaps on Trump's face. Trump just falls to his butt and sits stunned with his face covered.

2. The fun twist is that Trump did not retaliate, however he goes on an epic racist rant right there on the floor, "You n**ga-lovin' n**ga, they will never see the light of day!"

3. This is all on camera clearly.

How would CNN & Fox News react? How will people react? How will you react?

 

[dave_the_nerd]

If 1: Assault charges
And if 2: Assault charges, but charges get dropped and Trump's support among African American voters doesn't change.
And if 3: youtube remixes.

 

[nakedfrog]

Backhand slaps? Seems like a weird fantasy.

 

[DietDrThunder]

I wouldn't want it to catch Trump off guard. I'd want this to be a pay-per-view match and I'd be willing to pay $50 to watch. I might even spring for ring side seats.

 

[IronWing]

Donny Osmond will kick both their adolescent asses.

 

[snoopy7548]

I don't quite think this belongs in politics sub.



What would happen if...

1. Biden meets Trump in white house, then Biden just starts laying it down- he is able to land a solid 3-4 backhand slaps on Trump's face. Trump just falls to his butt and sits stunned with his face covered.

2. The fun twist is that Trump did not retaliate, however he goes on an epic racist rant right there on the floor, "You n**ga-lovin' n**ga, they will never see the light of day!"

3. This is all on camera clearly.

How would CNN & Fox News react? How will people react? How will you react?

1. Trump tweets that he won bigly, Biden is a wimp and couldn't even get a decent shot in. Fox News reports on a car chase while CNN has the headline "TRUMP KNOCKED DOWN" in size 1000 font. We go on with our lives because it's not the craziest thing to happen.

2. See #1, except CNN's headline is "TRUMP PAID EX-MODEL FOR SEX" in size 500 font.

3. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is all like, "Look, the president likes to sit down. Who doesn't? He clearly won and we have the evidence and that's a fact. Next question."

 

[AdamK47]

Trump gets elected to 4 more years.

 

[Zeze]

1. Trump tweets that he won bigly, Biden is a wimp and couldn't even get a decent shot in. Fox News reports on a car chase while CNN has the headline "TRUMP KNOCKED DOWN" in size 1000 font. We go on with our lives because it's not the craziest thing to happen.

2. See #1, except CNN's headline is "TRUMP PAID EX-MODEL FOR SEX" in size 500 font.

3. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is all like, "Look, the president likes to sit down. Who doesn't? He clearly won and we have the evidence and that's a fact. Next question."

LMAO LOL! Huckabee killed me.

 

[feralkid]

It will be in tomorrow's news; won't seem any stranger than today's.

 

[Crono]

I don't quite think this belongs in politics sub.

 

[Sonikku]

This would never happen as we all know Trump is the kind of man who could brazenly charge into a dangerous gun mass killing situation completely unarmed, prepared to subdue the perp with a single powerful kung fu karate chop. The only thing that could stop him from getting the better of Biden would be his sole weakness; Bone spurs.