In light of the bear thread

[Xionide]

Two men are out in the woods hunting. All the sudden they spot a grizzly charging from a distance. One man quckly opens up his back pack and puts on some running shoes. The other man asks "What the fack are you doing? You can't out run a grizzly." The other man looks at him while tying his shoes and says "I don't have to out run the bear, I just have to outrun you."


-Xionide

 

[hdeck]

so true:beer:

 

[waggy]

hehe

 

[Brutuskend]

Some people think that it's bad in the south with snakes, alligators and other critters.

The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is now advising golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while in the Gallatin, Helena and Lewis and Clark National Forests golf courses.

They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, so not to startle the bears unexpectedly.

They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity.

ALL Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings on the golf course.

Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have bells in them and smell like pepper spray.

 

[Orsorum]

And Boy Scouts saves me again!

Or more specifically, just one boy scout.

 

[monk3y]

Not bad hehe.

 

[Amorphus]

pwned by brut.

 

[TwoBills]

Good one! The 2nd one, I mean. The 1st one is pretty old.