"In less than 50 words, tell us about yourself."

[Wheatmaster]

is there some hidden meaning in the statement? i'm applying for a scholarship and wanted to make sure if there's a specific way i should write this or just write normally?

 

[Grunt03]

I need a life, have no girlfriend, live with my mother, do not have a job and I'm a kissass.

 

[Juno]

Originally posted by: Grunt03
I need a life, have no girlfriend, live with my mother, do not have a job and I'm a kissass.

I play CS all day and all night long.

 

[LeadMagnet]

me

 

Originally posted by: Wheatmaster
is there some hidden meaning in the statement? i'm applying for a scholarship and wanted to make sure if there's a specific way i should write this or just write normally?

You must be concise. Duh.

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

I am me, you are not me. I don't think. But you kinda look like me. Now I'm confused...

 

[jhu]

i am evil incarnate

 

[aircooled]

i'm digging a hole in the backyard. how tall are you?

 

[Phokus]

"i've fathered 10 children with 9 different women!"

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Grunt03
I need a life, have no girlfriend, live with my mother, do not have a job and I'm a kissass.

You too?

 

[aplefka]

50 words is like 3 sentences. Good luck.

 

[her209]

I'm awesome.

 

[kreactor]

had a quiet conversation w/ my shy bladder the other day while 15 others wait...

 

[GoingUp]

I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles. I love Shmabbles.

 

[chuckywang]

I'm ashamed of the fact I was born.

 

[ElFenix]

My father was a relentlessly self- improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark.

 

[Raiden256]

Dear Mr. Vernon -- We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was that we did wrong. What we did WAS wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write this essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us...in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions.

You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct?

That's the way we saw each other at seven o'clock this morning.

We were brainwashed.

 

[AreaCode707]

I'm a highly motivated achiever, demonstrated by the fact that I took copious amounts of classes in college and graduated at 19 with a 3.77 GPA. I'm fascinated with English but particularly with Communications and how it applies to the internet age.

 

[notfred]

I'm smart, talented, motivated, interested, and unfortunately - broke. <-- less than 50 words.

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

I have a huge penis.

 

[tami]

this thread is incredibly helpful to the OP :roll:

 

[TitanDiddly]

'I am liquid sex.'