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Goosemaster

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To the one who holds on to his morals as if it were his heart, capitulation to their violation is death.

For country, for life. For those, without patriotism there is only death...
 
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jagec

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Originally posted by: Qianglong
it takes more courage to retreat than advance...


discuss...:confused:...:confused:...:confused:...:confused:...:confused:
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That's because in Soviet Russia, everything is backwards.

Examples:

In Firefox, you keep tabs on browser. In Soviet Russia, browser keeps tabs on YOU!!

In the US, you can catch a cold. In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!

In the US, you spank monkey. In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!

? ????????? ??????, ??????? ???? ????????? ?? ???!!!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes you!

And so on.
 
Gibsons

Gibsons

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From a pretty good book :

That the Soviet regime was almost as unforgiving towards its own soldiers as towards the enemy is demonstrated by the total figure of 13,500 executions, both summary and judicial, during the battle of Stalingrand. This included all crimes classed by the commissars as 'extraordinary events', from retreating without orders to self-inflicted wounds, desertion, crossing over to the enemy, corruption and anti-Soviet activities. Red Army soldiers were also deemed guilty if they failed to shoot immediately at any comrades seen trying to desert or to surrender to the enemy. On one occasion in late September, when a group of Soviet soldiers surrendered, German tanks advanced rapidly to protect them from fire directed at them from their own lines.
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Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: Gibsons
From a pretty good book :

That the Soviet regime was almost as unformgiving towards its own soldiers as towards the enemy is demonstrated by the total figure of 13,500 executions, both summary and judicial, during the battle of Stalingrand. This included all crimes classed by the commissars as 'extraordinary events', from retreating without orders to self-inflicted wounds, desertion, crossing over to the enemy, corruption andanti-Soviet activities. Red Army soldiers were also deemed guilty if they failed to shoot immdiately at any comrades seen trying to desert or to surreneder to the enemy. On one occasion in late September, when a group of Soviet soldiers surrendered, German tanks advanced rapidly to protect them from fire directed at them from their own lines.[/b/
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nobady vuks with da ruzzians ....not eban da ruzzians vuck with the ruzzians....:D
 
UncleWai

UncleWai

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Originally posted by: eits
in joseph stalin soviet mother of all russia, the arizona cardinals pwn you.
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I don't know. Even with the great mighty power of Comrade Stalin, Cardinals still can't pwn sh it.
 
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Originally posted by: nkgreen
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: LeadMagnet
Originally posted by: Qianglong
it takes more courage to retreat than advance..;
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Because your own army would shoot you

Like the sceen in Enemy at the Gates during the battle for Stalingrad
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Russians shotting Russians in HD was hot....
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hot russians
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I'm defecting.
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Cheers to the motherland for that. :beer:
 
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