In honor of "Married with Children" Season 3 DVD release

AnyMal

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Al to Peggy: "It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat." :laugh:
 

MasterAndCommander

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At the Nudie Bar




At the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you can`t touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the beer gives you gas
but the bundy`s KICK ASS
the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where Christmas is nice
And lap dances are half price
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you drink down the shooters
and unwrap the hooters
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where egg nog`s are plenty
and the girls are all 20
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where there`s a cop at the door
and a Kennedy on the floor
at the nudie bar
 

AnyMal

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Marcie to Jefferson: "We need to talk about your job"
Jefferson to Al: "I guess I'll give her a ride on the Jefferson Airplane"
 

blodhi74

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Al to Bud: "Revenge is great. It's phenomenal! It's the only thing that separates us from the animals. It's why I stay with your mother."
 

mattlear

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"I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet."

"I don't have to go to sleep after sex. I want to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness."
 

lokiju

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Originally posted by: PoPPeR
how many seasons were there

I think it was close to 10 years.

I stand corrected, wow 11 seasons, thats nuts. That was my dads favorite show I've seen most every eposide with him when I was growing up.
 

AnyMal

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Al: "So, I'm not going to die, right?"
Death: "No. Well, not until the day after you win the lottery."
 

venk

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Who's that riding in the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.

He sleeps with a gun
but he loves his son

Killed his wife 'cos she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.

A little touched or so we're told
Killed his wife 'cos she had a cold
Might as well she was getting old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Dad.

He's quick with a gun
And his job ain't done.
He's Psycho Dad

Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on Christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad

Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's proud 'cos his wife is slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad
 

AnyMal

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Not a quote but a trivia bit: Matt LeBlanc (Joey on Friends) got his first major TV gig on "Married with Children"
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: AnyMal
Not a quote but a trivia bit: Matt LeBlanc (Joey on Friends) got his first major TV gig on "Married with Children"


Nope, he had a role in a couple of episodes in "Just the Ten of Us" a couple of years earlier. I think David Boreanaz (Angel) got his first TV role on Married with Children playing one of Kelly's infinite boyfriends.