in honor of Maddox: The Best Page in the Universe

[ndee]

for example: http://maddox.xmission.com/26_things.html

I'm really LOLing

 

[Anubis]

hehehe thi site is great. i found it 3 years ago. sooo funny

 

[Booster]

If every guy drove around for five hours just to spend one with their girlfriend, we'd fill up the air with so much pollution that we'd all choke on the exhaust, get cancer, and then bake under the sun while our lungs rupture and we slowly die from internal bleeding.

LOL. I wonder where you find these things...

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: Booster

If every guy drove around for five hours just to spend one with their girlfriend, we'd fill up the air with so much pollution that we'd all choke on the exhaust, get cancer, and then bake under the sun while our lungs rupture and we slowly die from internal bleeding.

LOL. I wonder where you find these things...

I read that page about a year ago but forgot about it, then, someone started a matrix thread with a link to his matrix-rant.

 

[CrazyPerson]

this is

 

[Shawn]

I love this guy. BEST SITE EVAR!


btw, I found this site a year ago.

 

[ParagonX]

i found his site when his controversial suicide article was up. funny stuff

 

[MistaTastyCakes]

Damn, he needs to stop dating complete tools.

 

[Syringer]

Reposted about 30 times but it's the one repost that's deserving of it.

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Reposted about 30 times but it's the one repost that's deserving of it.

I know, and it's REALLY worth for reposting it

 

[Iron Woode]

That page is hillarious!

I loved this one:

4. Give you the remote control during the game.
This one is inherently stupid because it implies that all guys like to watch "the game." Since I'd rather be shot in the chest with projectile diarrhea than watch "the game," I'll assume the author meant something worthy of watching, such as Ren & Stimpy, in which case you need to put the bitch down if she touches your remote.

Damn straight.

And this one made me laugh like crazy:

9. Offer you plenty of massages.
For your boobs maybe. I happen to have the uncanny ability to massage breasts. With my mouth.

 

[DAWeinG]

Request title change in honor of Maddox: The Best Page in the Universe

 

[Howard]

I like the girlfriend-change-your-oil one.

What's even better is that there's Cliff's notes at the bottom of each rant!

 

[Grminalac]

Hmm sounds like he's p!ssed cause he doesn't get any action.

 

[Platypus]

huuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Goosemaster]

Let's face it: there are few things in this world more stupid than dancing. Except break dancing, which pirates and lumber jacks would agree is awesome. Other than that, dancing makes me envy cripples

LOL

 

[CrazyPerson]

free :beer:, its on me

 

[UNCjigga]

I disagree with #12. I'd drive 5 hours to knock boots for an hour...

 

[DiZASTiX]

I also foudn this like a year ago but it is hilarious, the ones about the kids drawings kick ass lmao