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In case you needed any other reason to hate Rosie O'Donnell

FuzzyBee

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A cancer survivor burst into tears Wednesday when she testified that Rosie O'Donnell suggested she was lying about goings-on at her now-defunct magazine and told her liars get cancer.

"You know what happens to people who lie," the witness quoted O'Donnell as saying. "They get sick and they get cancer. If they keep lying, they get it again."

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skace

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Did she burst into tears because she had finally found out why she got cancer?.........
 

FuzzyBee

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: bernse
They should send her to Iraq to entertain the locals.

They need to threaten to drop her on Baghdad from a C-130 if they don't hand over Saddam.

Maximum Allowable Payload: C-130E, 45,050 pounds (20,434 kilograms); C-130H, 43,550 pounds (19,754 kilograms); C-130J, 46,631 pounds (21,151 kilograms); C-130J-30, 46,812 pounds (21,234 kilograms)

hmmm...it'd be a tight fit.
 

Thump553

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Heck of a lawyering job to get that extremely prejudicial statement in front of the jury.

If an ordinary person said something like that I would be truly shocked. Coming from a "celebrity" I think it just reinforces my concept of how self-centered and shallow those Hollywood types are.
 

MacBaine

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: bernse
They should send her to Iraq to entertain the locals.

They need to threaten to drop her on Baghdad from a C-130 if they don't hand over Saddam.

Whoa whoa.... we don't want a nuclear winter on our hands now do we?
 
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Originally posted by: fuzzy bee
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: bernse
They should send her to Iraq to entertain the locals.

They need to threaten to drop her on Baghdad from a C-130 if they don't hand over Saddam.

Maximum Allowable Payload: C-130E, 45,050 pounds (20,434 kilograms); C-130H, 43,550 pounds (19,754 kilograms); C-130J, 46,631 pounds (21,151 kilograms); C-130J-30, 46,812 pounds (21,234 kilograms)

hmmm...it'd be a tight fit.

Well, they have disposable boosters they can mount on the plane for the initial liftoff, and they could always grease the cargo doors for when it comes time to shove her out. :D
 

FuzzyBee

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: fuzzy bee
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: bernse
They should send her to Iraq to entertain the locals.

They need to threaten to drop her on Baghdad from a C-130 if they don't hand over Saddam.

Maximum Allowable Payload: C-130E, 45,050 pounds (20,434 kilograms); C-130H, 43,550 pounds (19,754 kilograms); C-130J, 46,631 pounds (21,151 kilograms); C-130J-30, 46,812 pounds (21,234 kilograms)

hmmm...it'd be a tight fit.

Well, they have disposable boosters they can mount on the plane for the initial liftoff, and they could always grease the cargo doors for when it comes time to shove her out. :D

"1st LT, bring me some butter. WE NEED MORE BUTTER!"

:D
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: bernse
They should send her to Iraq to entertain the locals.

They need to threaten to drop her on Baghdad from a C-130 if they don't hand over Saddam.

better yet just broadcast reruns of her shows on Jazeera until they hand over Saddam and Osama
 
May 31, 2001
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Originally posted by: fuzzy bee
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: fuzzy bee
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: bernse
They should send her to Iraq to entertain the locals.

They need to threaten to drop her on Baghdad from a C-130 if they don't hand over Saddam.

Maximum Allowable Payload: C-130E, 45,050 pounds (20,434 kilograms); C-130H, 43,550 pounds (19,754 kilograms); C-130J, 46,631 pounds (21,151 kilograms); C-130J-30, 46,812 pounds (21,234 kilograms)

hmmm...it'd be a tight fit.

Well, they have disposable boosters they can mount on the plane for the initial liftoff, and they could always grease the cargo doors for when it comes time to shove her out. :D

"1st LT, bring me some butter. WE NEED MORE BUTTER!"

:D

It would be a race to spread the butter around the door frame before she could lick it off.
 

FuzzyBee

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Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: fuzzy bee
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: fuzzy bee
Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Originally posted by: bernse
They should send her to Iraq to entertain the locals.

They need to threaten to drop her on Baghdad from a C-130 if they don't hand over Saddam.

Maximum Allowable Payload: C-130E, 45,050 pounds (20,434 kilograms); C-130H, 43,550 pounds (19,754 kilograms); C-130J, 46,631 pounds (21,151 kilograms); C-130J-30, 46,812 pounds (21,234 kilograms)

hmmm...it'd be a tight fit.

Well, they have disposable boosters they can mount on the plane for the initial liftoff, and they could always grease the cargo doors for when it comes time to shove her out. :D

"1st LT, bring me some butter. WE NEED MORE BUTTER!"

:D

It would be a race to spread the butter around the door frame before she could lick it off.

<megaRosie>Mmmmmm butter.</megaRosie>