In case you needed another reason to drink beer....

[orty]

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one
year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.

Talk about liquid assetts (sorry about the pun ).

I'd recommend you start drinking heavily!

EDIT: This was forwarded to me, and I don't know how much beer costs, so I don't know how accurate this is

 

[johneetrash]

<< If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one
year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.

Talk about liquid assetts (sorry about the pun ).

I'd recommend you start drinking heavily! >>



haha made me smile im feeling so terrible

 

[Keego]

That is way more than enough of a reason to drink more

 

[bunker]

To add to that, if you lived in Michigan you would have $158!

 

[yakko]

Bud sucks though.

 

[Superdoopercooper]

<< Bud sucks though. >>



Yes... that's very true.

But Sierra Nevada Pale Ale doesn't. Or Bass Ale. Or... well.. you get the point. Of course, we'd have less money left in the above analysis if we bought good beer (becuase we'd have few bottles to turn in)... but hey... we wouldn't have as bigga beer guts, and we'd have drank so much tastier suds.

 

[Lars]

Yeah, another reason.

 

[iamwiz82]

<< To add to that, if you lived in Michigan you would have $158! >>




muahaha, us michiganders rock!

 

[blakeatwork]

you drink your beer from cans??????????


Ugh....

 

[orty]

<< you drink your beer from cans?????????? >>



Hey, we're talking pure economics here

But Bud is a bit more expensive than some beers...now getting $1000 worth of Pabst or Hamms would probably get you more cans. Probably make you sick, too

 

[LoneWolf1]

<< If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one
year ago, drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would have $79.

Talk about liquid assetts (sorry about the pun ).

I'd recommend you start drinking heavily! >>



Time to go to the store.
*checks store adds for sales to improve profit margin*

 

[yakko]

<<

<< you drink your beer from cans?????????? >>



Hey, we're talking pure economics here

But Bud is a bit more expensive than some beers...now getting $1000 worth of Pabst or Hamms would probably get you more cans. Probably make you sick, too >>

I like Hamms.

 

[mrchan]

hahahaha. how funny.

 

[Sluggo]

The 52 week average of BUD ( stock symbol) is up 7.4%

So if you had bought the stock ($1000 worth) you would be up about $75 bucks.

At an average price of ohhhhhh lets say $15 a case, you could throw a party for your friends with 5 cases of beer, and still have your original investement, minus capital gains taxes of course.

 

[Kenny0829]

MORE BEER !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[OSUdrunk]

Beer is good

Michigan, on the other hand, is suck!

 

[Androck99]

You can maximise your can return deposit by buying PBR or Hamm's or Beast!!