As for me, I feel so safe and secure that big brother knows the exact day when every female's in our nation starts her menstrual cycle. Tell me because I am curious, do they do it by elves, or can I get a government paid job sticking my finger in every female's vagina in my jurisdiction to check for the presence of blood so I can chart when her cycle starts and stop's. Finally a government taxpayer financed bureaucracy we can all endorse, and better yet maybe a way to end unemployment. Of course only males like me would qualify for such a job, females simply can't be trusted with understanding their own bodies.
And better yet, its my second favorite dream job after mattress testing. I am qualified, have clipboard and will travel. As for you gals in my jurisdiction, when I show up, please be a trooper, and if you want to PMS, please don't cause an ugly scene. Just trying to do my job mam. Us males may have some trust in females, but we still have to verify. Its in the male chauvinist pig handbook for politicians in Arizona. But as Arizona goes so goes the nation.