In America we. . .

[RoloMather]

I'll start:

In America we love hot dogs and hamburgers.

 

[zerocool84]

In America we eat Freedom Fries.

 

[TridenT]

In America we hate everyone who isn't us.

 

[guyver01]

In America We...

DO WHATEVER THE FUCK WE WANT!

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Eat too much and don't exercise enough.

 

[guyver01]

Eat too much and don't exercise enough.

In America We...

Kick New Zealand's Ass!

:twisted:

 

[KillerCharlie]

In America we had the balls to give Great Britain the finger.

F*ck the queen.

 

[Ika]

in America we accidentally teh whole America.

 

[lifeobry]

in America we accidentally teh whole America.

That doesn't make any sense.

I got one: In America we don't make sense.

 

[Sumguy]

In America we don't use the metric system.

 

[ChaoZ]

hate foreign movies.

 

[DangerAardvark]

hate foreign movies.

In America we remake foreign movies the year after they come out with all white casts except for that one bald black guy.

 

[duragezic]

Obligatory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWS-FoXbjVI

 

[Zebo]

..need money please send China and Saudi, promise we'll pay it back.

 

[SunSamurai]

In Socialist America, Tiger Woods YOU!

 

[IGBT]

are suckers for politically manufactured crisis.

 

[Anonemous]

make parody threads of ppl who make fun of their gay roommates that work at walmart?

 

[Kadarin]

In America, we have real football, not this pansy-assed soccer.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

In America, we stamp our God 'In God We Trust'.

 

[guyver01]

In America We:
Make up bogus holidays for the sake of "getting gifts" .. and then bitch and moan when people don't give us gifts on these fake holidays.

 

[Sea Moose]

In America, we have real football, not this pansy-assed soccer.

meh your football players wear pads ours dont

http://www.rugby.com.au/

 

[chin311]

in america we love debt and living beyond our means.

 

[Slapstick]

In America we PRETEND to be free.

 

[Vonkhan]

In America, we do the needful

 

[meltdown75]

in America we have way more fast food choices and they are delicious, and melty can't have them